US soldier gets world's first penis and scrotum transplant

Malevolence · 24 Apr 2018 at 20:15

Mate of mine came within mm of losing his ****. Went over the handlebars of his motorbike and ripped his nutsack open on his speedo/rev counter. The doctors told him that, despite the horrendous injury, it could've prevented him from more serious injury as he was unconscious before he hit the road and just, for want of a better word, flopped. He has one metal nut now.

james_2k · 24 Apr 2018 at 20:22

Malevolence said:
for want of a better word, flopped. He has one metal nut now.

Tell me its steel, has to be

itchy · 24 Apr 2018 at 21:18

Malevolence said:
Mate of mine came within mm of losing his ****. Went over the handlebars of his motorbike and ripped his nutsack open on his speedo/rev counter. The doctors told him that, despite the horrendous injury, it could've prevented him from more serious injury as he was unconscious before he hit the road and just, for want of a better word, flopped. He has one metal nut now.

Not sure if I have got it wrong as in a misconstrued interpretation, but you saying he has a metal nut??

WTF is a steel ball going to do for your sex life?

Tefal · 24 Apr 2018 at 21:25

theone8181 said:
I suspect it would go more porno then that Or should that be .

The guy will 100% be rexiving porno offers

Tefal · 24 Apr 2018 at 21:26

itchy said:
Not sure if I have got it wrong as in a misconstrued interpretation, but you saying he has a metal nut??

WTF is a steel ball going to do for your sex life?

imagine if you where gay and took your fella from behind.

Part way through and suddenly he gets a steel ball ful swing into the knackers

itchy · 24 Apr 2018 at 21:55

Tefal said:
imagine if you where gay and took your fella from behind.

Part way through and suddenly he gets a steel ball ful swing into the knackers

A serious bruising thats for sure. lol

This thread is going off the rails.

Its funny though.

wolfie138 · 25 Apr 2018 at 07:42

Tefal said:
imagine if you where gay and took your fella from behind.

Part way through and suddenly he gets a steel ball ful swing into the knackers

The Newton's Cradle effect could add a certain something.

Clav · 25 Apr 2018 at 08:49

itchy said:
Not sure if I have got it wrong as in a misconstrued interpretation, but you saying he has a metal nut??

WTF is a steel ball going to do for your sex life?

Pretty common cosmetic option for men who have lost a nut. Doesn't 'do' anything other than look and feel more normal.

Devrij · 25 Apr 2018 at 09:11

itchy said:
Not sure if I have got it wrong as in a misconstrued interpretation, but you saying he has a metal nut??

WTF is a steel ball going to do for your sex life?

It would make it so you don't have one lonely ball hanging in your sack like a basketball in a binbag

MooMoo444 · 25 Apr 2018 at 09:13

Devrij said:
It would make it so you don't have one lonely ball hanging in your sack like a basketball in a binbag

Hitler managed with one

Devrij · 25 Apr 2018 at 09:24

MooMoo444 said:
Hitler managed with one

Exactly, look how he turned out

wolfie138 · 25 Apr 2018 at 09:49

Clav said:
Pretty common cosmetic option for men who have lost a nut. Doesn't 'do' anything other than look and feel more normal.

i know that but i never considered the replacement would be metal, for numerous reasons. i thought a silicone/plastic replacement would be far more appropriate.

Devrij · 25 Apr 2018 at 10:57

wolfie138 said:
i know that but i never considered the replacement would be metal, for numerous reasons. i thought a silicone/plastic replacement would be far more appropriate.

Good point, it probably is tbf. But who wouldn't want to say they had brass balls, even if they were slowly corroding inside their scrotum

koooowweeee · 25 Apr 2018 at 21:04

What if it had a STI ?

sideways14a · 25 Apr 2018 at 21:25

koooowweeee said:
What if it had a STI ?

Yeah imagine if its new host was an Evo driver, the two would never get on.....

builder22 · 25 Apr 2018 at 21:35

balls to that!

koooowweeee · 26 Apr 2018 at 22:47

sideways14a said:
Yeah imagine if its new host was an Evo driver, the two would never get on.....

Ha, had to read that twice.

First time it was eh! Wtf! Haha

rubberduck · 26 Apr 2018 at 23:31

Great news and science in this thread... I know a guy getting a genital transplant is lol worthy but it is hard to escape the wonders of modern medicine... Also the guy is a soldier! For better or worse he has put his balls on the line to protect others... I feel slightly better about the world knowing his standard of life in living with a war injury can be improved. You?

Jamauk · 27 Apr 2018 at 08:01

rubberduck said:
Great news and science in this thread... I know a guy getting a genital transplant is lol worthy but it is hard to escape the wonders of modern medicine... Also the guy is a soldier! For better or worse he has put his balls on the line to protect others... I feel slightly better about the world knowing his standard of life in living with a war injury can be improved. You?

Indeed, it would actually be good to hear from the soldier receiving the transplant. I remember the television documentary with Richard Hammond where soldiers were talking about their injuries and the prosthetics they now have as a result of it, whilst in this instance a damn sight more extreme, the Hammond documentary was good because whilst the soldiers were sad and emotional about the changes to their lives, they were also embracing the future, getting on with it and making the most of the situation.