Religious idiots burn mobile phones, get injured in obvious explosion.

Tefal · 3 May 2018 at 04:51

Just been on the radio a Jewish celebration in london, rabbi lecturing the danger of mobile phones and how he would be burning one.

Bunch of people added phones to the bonfire, 30 people injured in resulting explosion.

What is with religions and burning stuff?

Diddums · 3 May 2018 at 05:24

Supids gonna stupid.

Josh · 3 May 2018 at 06:04

Diddums said:
Supids gonna stupid.

Plez tell me that was on purpose. Brilliant

Diddums · 3 May 2018 at 06:25

JOSH said:
Plez tell me that was on purpose. Brilliant

Well the only way I could've gone any lower was stoopids but that would've lost the subtlety

Ayahuasca · 3 May 2018 at 06:25

That’s one way of getting the gold out of them I guess.

Participant · 3 May 2018 at 06:37

'Quick, someone get on their mobile to the fire brigade!'

NoobCannon · 3 May 2018 at 06:43

Ayahuasca said:
That’s one way of getting the gold out of them I guess.

Genuine lol

Malevolence · 3 May 2018 at 06:52

Tefal said:
What is with religions and burning stuff?

They're brainlets.

CaptainRAVE · 3 May 2018 at 08:03

Why would someone throw a mobile phone in there? That is just a lack of education. I feel sorry for the Fire Brigade having to attend all of these intentional bonfires that then get out of control.

Pawnless Endgame · 3 May 2018 at 08:12

Tefal said:
30 people injured in resulting explosion.

And God didn't prevent the injuries either.

d_brennen · 3 May 2018 at 08:14

A pleasingly educational lesson.

Whoever you are, your god is too busy playing poker with all the other gods to give a toss about your third degree burns.

Maccy · 3 May 2018 at 08:14

Ayahuasca said:
That’s one way of getting the gold out of them I guess.

Not sure whether to laugh or ban

GravyMonster · 3 May 2018 at 08:16

enkoda · 3 May 2018 at 08:16

Did they manage to get a fire engine fast-tracked to deal with the fire?

MookJong · 3 May 2018 at 08:18

A good lesson for all involved in the mechanics of natural selection.

Conscript · 3 May 2018 at 08:20

Were they Lithium Zion batteries?

Mysterae_ · 3 May 2018 at 08:21

Diddums said:
Supids gonna stupid.

Ayahuasca said:
That’s one way of getting the gold out of them I guess.

Participant said:
'Quick, someone get on their mobile to the fire brigade!'

Triple hit!!

Caracus2k · 3 May 2018 at 08:29

This is what happens when you use a collection of old, superstitious goat herder fables as your primary source of instruction in the modern world and so overlook the rather basic lessons you would have otherwise learned from rational field of study like science....

Where you would learn that a lithium battery reacts rather explosively when exposed to excess heat.....

XeNoN89 · 3 May 2018 at 08:31

Conscript said:
Were they Lithium Zion batteries?

ziiing

Nasher · 3 May 2018 at 08:46

...And I guess they had to find someone with a phone to call the ambulance? lol

Also I'm pretty sure burning batteries is against environmental laws