Man goes swimming, shark bites off his penis

Minusorange said:
It's one of the reasons I never venture out to where I can't see the sea floor when I'm swimming in the sea, I'm not scared of the sea I'm scared of the creatures that can now potentially bite off my penis :eek:
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I imagine sharks prefer bigger bait so I wouldn't worry if I were you :p.
 
On pub / restaurant menus, I have occasionally seen "shark fingers" listed, which means sausages.

It is now confirmed that sharks like sausage :D

Serious mode - R.I.P. fella, nasty to go out like that.
 
Funnily enough before i had children i thought if anything happened to my penis then whats the point of living ...
 
Holy crap ouch .... I looked for the video on Youtube. What a snack that dude became.....just ... ouch.

Jose Ernestor da Silva = look for portugese text.
 
I use a fishing rod as apposed to fly fishing with my penis.

Funny story but sad also.

That's why you should always use protection guys, a shark will not like a condom in its mouth the spermicide gets them at the back of the throat. :p
 
If it's any consolation you wouldn't be capable of caring that your wang had gone in the moment.

Same piece says his femur (thigh bone) was amputated. There's a big blood vessel called the femoral artery going up the inside of your thigh... good luck if that's cut.
 
He didn't die because of that, sensationalist headline in news articles like these.... He died because most of his upper leg was chomped off and he bled to death.

Imagine how that must feel, you slowly get colder and colder due to oxygen starvation from the blood loss, the last thing on your mind is not "oh no, my dong!", but instead how everything is fading in and out until suddenly it's all gone.

He would not have died if only his penis was bitten off.

Sad story for feelstown.
 
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