What do you have on your nightstand/bedside table?

[adolf hamster]

speaker, 3 emptry pint glasses, nail clippers, pen knife, remote for fan, xbox controller, e cig and juice bottle, spray bottle of catnip, ikea phone stand

 

[Cleisthenes]

A penis beaker.

Incredible.

 

[wingman]

speaker, 3 emptry pint glasses, nail clippers, pen knife, remote for fan, xbox controller, e cig and juice bottle, spray bottle of catnip, ikea phone stand

Ikea phone stand, might have to get me one of those.

Reading lamp, a 2 Euro coin, a U.S. one cent, a never used digital alarm clock, (used to see that spelt as alarum, bit dated), rarely have to rise early, then use iPhone, pair of ladies silk pyjamas still sealed in a box, a gift for my wife maybe 5 years ago, but she’s never used them, she still wears just a smile in bed, although over the past 12-15 years, it’s been more like a sardonic laugh.
A few items of ladies lingerie, overspill from her knicker drawer, which is on my side, while my boxers, socks and T-shirts are on her side, don’t ask, neither of us know how that came about.

Thread needs to be changed to "picture of your nightstand now".

DAB radio alarm clock is now on the floor

Was it naughty?

 

[Chris Wilson]

I only have a floor. It's got a jiffy bag full of condoms (bulk-buy yo) and my phone.

I don't need condoms, I have taken to knocking the dust out of "him" into the ashtray as necessary. I have my laptop, a mouse, my phone and, (of course) the Daily Mail Last night I had a box of BB cartridges as damned Mr. Fox is after my birds again

 

[adolf hamster]

Ikea phone stand, might have to get me one of those.

did i miss a name change thread?

 

[Skorpion]

A lamp,
Ipad,
Mobile phone,
drinks coaster.

 

[wingman]

did i miss a name change thread?

You're in it!

 

[adolf hamster]

You're in it!

ahh, i see

 

[wildman]

A penis beaker.

I don't mean to be rude, but are you both so dirty that you require immediate cleaning?

That must be sexy. You do it then spring apart, you rush to the bathroom and he plunges his knob into a bucket.

You've just had sex so I assume you are on fairly intimate terms. Even if you have an acid fanjo and his sperm is nine tenths itching powder, surely you can use the bathroom at the same time? You can wash your fanjo in the bath and he can scrub his **** in the sink.

lol. god bless mumsnet

 

[Randomface74]

lol his name breaks the forum layout

 

[wingman]

lol his name breaks the forum layout

So, errr, guys, when can I expect to get my name back?

 

[Maccy]

So, errr, guys, when can I expect to get my name back?

You have to sit in the corner and think about what you've done.

So it depends how long you can sit for

 

[robfosters]

Do as Maccy says right now as the broken layout is now annoying me greatly.

 

[Maccy]

Do as Maccy says right now as the broken layout is now annoying me greatly.

I might change some more names so we get some more brokenness

 

[iamdjdz]

Lamp, alarm clock, coaster for glass of water and a box of tissues.

 

[Admiral Huddy]

Lube.
.

LoL

So predictable you lot.. First post/first item

Lamp
Alarm clock
Signed picture of Mauricio Pochettino <3
Peg
Anti-Wife spray.

 

[wingman]

You have to sit in the corner and think about what you've done.

So it depends how long you can sit for

I'm sitting, promise!

*flushes*

Do as Maccy says right now as the broken layout is now annoying me greatly.

I am okay with the brokenness, it's easier to identify which posts are mine

I might change some more names so we get some more brokenness

I thought I was special, Maccy

 

[Hyburnate]

Lamp
Tissues
Coaster
Usually a drink of some form
Logitech Harmony Remote
Watch Charger and Phone Charger

 

[Diddums]

Great shout

For the love of God, I've only just learned how many Es @Kreeeee has in his name and now you do this to me?

Sigh.

 

[Kreeeee]

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