I had a $10,000 DNA test & they put somethine on it, that is ther for no reason???

Marky · 17 Jun 2018 at 20:19

Am I having a stroke?

Kol · 17 Jun 2018 at 20:20

"YOU'RE NOT THE FATHER!"

Boycey0211 · 17 Jun 2018 at 20:21

this is what happens when your brain keeps accepting all those 'this website uses cookies' requests

FortuitousFluke · 17 Jun 2018 at 21:09

Did the DNA test identify that you are infact a limpet?

Scuzi · 17 Jun 2018 at 21:37

Doctors in the US prescribe opiates for pretty much anything. It would explain this post.

bowey · 17 Jun 2018 at 22:47

Pineapple juice is my safe word.

SexyGreyFox · 17 Jun 2018 at 22:55

I'm so subscribing to this

Housey · 17 Jun 2018 at 23:03

Your scissor hands seeem to have got in the way of your wurds

Malevolence · 17 Jun 2018 at 23:03

bowey said:
Pineapple juice is my safe word.

That's two words. You trying to be extra precautious?

Ahleckz · 17 Jun 2018 at 23:04

SexyGreyFox said:
I'm so subscribing to this

I honestly thought you had died?!

[FnG]magnolia · 17 Jun 2018 at 23:06

You're no Tony Williams :mad:

LuckyBenski · 17 Jun 2018 at 23:09

[FnG]magnolia said:
You're no Tony Williams

OR it is Tony and he's building the suspense.

Angilion · 17 Jun 2018 at 23:26

After the first post I was disappointed to not find anything about modified seabirds for military use - Ganetic weapons. There have been some strange (and usually disturbing) attempts to weaponise animals.

LuckyBenski said:
OR it is Tony and he's building the suspense.

But then we're not getting the full experience!

aardvark · 18 Jun 2018 at 07:19

worst 5,176th post ever

SexyGreyFox · 18 Jun 2018 at 07:37

Ahleckz said:
I honestly thought you had died?!

I'm not dead yet - reached 60 two weeks ago so I'm still hanging in.

danoliver1 · 18 Jun 2018 at 07:37

$10000? You could have got it free on the Jeremy Kyle show.

danoliver1 · 18 Jun 2018 at 07:41

CaptainRAVE · 18 Jun 2018 at 08:01

Must have been a blinder of a night out.

wolfie138 · 18 Jun 2018 at 08:08

this is the problem w/ GD these days, guy posts a sensible question, and everyone just takes the **** instead of helping.

Efour · 18 Jun 2018 at 08:15

wolfie138 said:
this is the problem w/ GD these days, guy posts a sensible question, and everyone just takes the **** instead of helping.

Not sure if serious but in gd tradition I'll rip into you anyway.
I think they may have altered a bit of your DNA during the test.