Power crazed idiot at work

d_brennen said:
Nah, have to keep everyone in the loop!
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so let mr knobby keep everyone in the loop using the proper channels. if the op misses out on something he should have been aware of then that would be on mr knobby for not using the proper channels. but i still think a boxing stance is a very viable option!! :p
 
Make sure you tell him via company email that you want to be "kept in the loop", via email, not on your personal phone. Then block him.

Then stab him in the back at every available opportunity. Figuratively if not literally.
 
Diddums said:
Tbh I'd probably spend a day texting him ever few minutes. "Having a poo", "just had a great breakfast" etc. Go completely OTT.
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I have a dedicated friend for "having a poo" texts.

That's how we check in with one another. Not every time of course. Once a fortnight or so.

Fascinating Forum Filler!
 
I'd just pray they aren't a narcissistic bully in which case they're probably in managements ear about how much time you spend on your phone texting people. I worked with someone like that, total nightmare with all of the scheming they would get up to just to try and make me look bad and a lot of it was really clever subtle stuff so it's hard to complain about it without coming across as insane.
 
Thekwango said:
i had a 'buddy' that often felt the need to facetime when he was on the porcelain throne......he's now blocked.
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I had a bit of poo one-upmanship going with another friend. He won as he facetimed me, only it wasn't his face...

My next step was to cut the flesh out of a pineapple, fill her up, sew the top back on and parcel it to his place of work. Unsurprisingly, I had second thoughts on that so his victory stands.

That was years ago. I may have matured/ recovered some sanity since.
 
Do what I did to an annoying friend, create 5 or so adverts with him offering his services as a gay male escort (assuming he's straight) asking people to text, what's app or even better call. He might never know it's you but it will honestly make you so happy.
 
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1) complain to the managers/hr, if they don't see the issue forward each text on to them whenever he messages you until they do see a problem

2) block his number

3) every time he messages you send him something abusive like a photo of a poo, until he complains about you.

4) block his number and give his details on on 4chan for everyone to spam the hell out of him.
 
Even better is if he is on an Android phone and has location awareness activated, shut his phone down. :D

It can be done it just takes a little more time, if location awareness is not on then no joy am afraid. :(
 
ethan said:
.. Keeps spamming my phone with messages to do with work which are not relevant to me. My number wasn't volunteered to be used this way but was previously given so he could receive an update on an associate of his whom I accompanied to the hospital as a progress report. I've told him I don't want to receive them and it's a mistake but he disagrees saying it is to keep everybody in the loop.
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Wait until he puts his phone in his bag and then throw it across the room.
 
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