A funny thing happened on the way home from work today.
I was walking home at ~2240 through the middle of Hanley when someone came up to me and wanted my attention. I was listening to a book so I didn't want to be bothered, but paused it and took my headphones off to be polite. Maybe they were asking for directions or something. That happens.
Not this time. They asked for a tenner and when I refused they threatened to stab me. "I'll shank you right now", to be precise.
I decided they weren't a credible threat, so I said "OK, let's go to the police station", turned my back on them and started walking in the direction of the police station. Not what they expected me to do, so they went off in a different direction, saying something I paid no attention to. Probably another meaningless threat. Then I walked home via a different route, stopping at random intervals to look around in case I'd underestimated the degree of threat they posed and they were following me home. They weren't.
So...what would GD do? I could report it to the police. I have exact time and location and I assume it was covered by the numerous surveillance cameras. But I couldn't prove anything and I doubt if the cameras are good enough for someone to lipread from them. I probably couldn't identify them with legally significant certainty. Just some unpleasant person doing a bad job of pretending to be more dangerous than they are.
Also, I had a grand total of 45p on me anyway.
EDIT: Removed the edits made by this board, which didn't like me referring to this person of obvious good character as being akin to a rectal orifice.
I was walking home at ~2240 through the middle of Hanley when someone came up to me and wanted my attention. I was listening to a book so I didn't want to be bothered, but paused it and took my headphones off to be polite. Maybe they were asking for directions or something. That happens.
Not this time. They asked for a tenner and when I refused they threatened to stab me. "I'll shank you right now", to be precise.
I decided they weren't a credible threat, so I said "OK, let's go to the police station", turned my back on them and started walking in the direction of the police station. Not what they expected me to do, so they went off in a different direction, saying something I paid no attention to. Probably another meaningless threat. Then I walked home via a different route, stopping at random intervals to look around in case I'd underestimated the degree of threat they posed and they were following me home. They weren't.
So...what would GD do? I could report it to the police. I have exact time and location and I assume it was covered by the numerous surveillance cameras. But I couldn't prove anything and I doubt if the cameras are good enough for someone to lipread from them. I probably couldn't identify them with legally significant certainty. Just some unpleasant person doing a bad job of pretending to be more dangerous than they are.
Also, I had a grand total of 45p on me anyway.
EDIT: Removed the edits made by this board, which didn't like me referring to this person of obvious good character as being akin to a rectal orifice.