Signs that make you go Hmm..

[Freakbro]

I see loads !!

Hmm..

 

[glenimp617]

That's brilliant lol

 

[ubersonic]

If it's closed between 19:00 & 07:00 then it isn't a 24 hour

Tell that to Tesco

 

[Liquidfox]

24 hour not being 24 hour

And they can't spell apologise correctly?

 

[Cleisthenes]

That's brilliant lol

I'm definitely missing something here...

 

[MrRoper]

I'm definitely missing something here...

Those cogs are not going anywhere

 

[ubersonic]

I'm definitely missing something here...

Those cogs are not going anywhere

To clarify, if cog one rotates clockwise it will rotate cog two and three counterclockwise, but they will be trying to rotate each other in the opposite direction (the same thing applies in reverse if cog one is going counterclockwise) so the whole thing is just locked.

 

[theone8181]

To clarify, if cog one rotates clockwise it will rotate cog two and three counterclockwise, but they will be trying to rotate each other in the opposite direction (the same thing applies in reverse if cog one is going counterclockwise) so the whole thing is just locked.

Possibly ironically accurate

 

[Martynt74]

If it's closed between 19:00 & 07:00 then it isn't a 24 hour toilet.

Surely it's still a toilet 24 hours a day though. it's just not accessible

 

[TheVoice]

My previous employer changed their PDRs to Personal Development Conversations just before I left, this was the logo they used:

 

[Flaevius]

Visited Stockholm a couple of years ago. Rented a top-floor apartment in the same building as the Angolan Embassy, in Gamla Stan, and this was on the wall of our toilet. Had me chuckling for the entire visit:

 

[Jean-F]

And they can't spell apologise correctly?

My dad would have been apoplectic at that.

What about your new dad?

Nice try, but no cigar.

His new step dad is Spoffle. Now, instead of driving past, they have to stop and tell everyone they're wrong.

I had to Google SPOFFLE as an acronym, and my dad CBA to do stop and tell people they were wrong, he’d just point, and mutter, “Ignorant ********.”
Never had a step-dad.

 

[Uncle Petey]

I had to Google SPOFFLE as an acronym, and my dad CBA to do stop and tell people they were wrong, he’d just point, and mutter, “Ignorant ********.”
Never had a step-dad.

Spoffle is a member of this forum. He's kind of known for getting a bit 'itchy' over spelling/grammar errors.
I was just messing around

 

[Jean-F]

Spoffle is a member of this forum. He's kind of known for getting a bit 'itchy' over spelling/grammar errors.
I was just messing around

No biggy Uncle Petey, I still love you, apparently SPOFFLE is also The Society for the Promotion of Fluff-Free Lucid English.

 

[Lopéz]

24 hour not being 24 hour

The funniest thing about this thread is the fact that you didn't see what's actually wrong with the sign that annoys you (check the spelling....)

I pass this one almost daily and it drives me mental:

 

[Chilipants]

At the model aircraft flying club I attend, they have a sign paid for and erected by the club members that states "Stop model flying"

 

[Uncle Petey]

No biggy Uncle Petey, I still love you, apparently SPOFFLE is also The Society for the Promotion of Fluff-Free Lucid English.

Holy ****, it all makes sense now

 

[Jean-F]

The funniest thing about this thread is the fact that you didn't see what's actually wrong with the sign that annoys you (check the spelling....)

I pass this one almost daily and it drives me mental:

My dad would have pulled over, poured petrol over it, and threw a match.
I can imagine them sending texts to guests, “Are you on route?”

 

[Hades]

OP

Are you objecting to the 24 hour toilet not being 24 hour?

Or the lack of colons in the time format?

I assumed it was the typo.

 

[FBi7]

The cogs make me feel nauseous!

Earlier today, can't remember exactly where, I saw a clothes recycling point with a sign that said "CLOTH'S".