you win the euro millions tonight: your shopping list.

Hire 50 dwarves to throw mates car in river.
Hire squad of Ninjas as personal bodyguards.
Hire housekeeper so I dont have to do anything house related ever.
Hire personal chef so I can eat nice food all the time and dont have to cook.
Buy land.
Build house.
Build barracks for Ninjas
Build garage for 5 or 6 cars.
Hire Elon musk to build me some kind of laser security system.
Build underground bunker for zombie apocalypse.
Giant jam doughnut.
 
I would send the Mrs on a world cruise with lots of oldies then hire a few dolly birds for a massive party in Bora bora , oh and get tickets to all the F1 races for this year and next year too :)
 
IndigoGorilla said:
A house.
Driving Lessons.
A Car.
Quite a few holidays.
Guitar.
Probably around 8 bicycles or something stupid.
Loads of running clothes and trainers.
New PC setup.
PS3 and plenty of games.
New TV.
Media stuff.
Clothes.

Then I'd just live like I normally do now, except I'd eat better food and maybe eat out more often.
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Lol didn't check the date of the OP, was wondering why someone would buy a PS3 in 2018 :D
 
Necro thread, nice.

I would spend the whole lot on a single RTX card, that should just about cover it.
 
New car, hybrid electric thing, big.
Campervan or trailer
House with land and potential to build stable or work areas.
 
Vanquish-Storm said:
I would not pay a penny of £1mil for the UK in the state its in now
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In the hopefully unlikely event that Commissar Corbyn comes to power, the U.K. won’t be worth a plug nickel, so hang on.
In 1625, Pieter Schrage, acting for the West India Company, bought Manhattan, which he renamed Nieuw Nederlandse, for sixty guilders, (forget the handful of beads, just a good story).
According to the International Institute of Social History, at the Royal Netherlands Academy of Arts and Sciences, 60 guilders in 1625, equated to €734.50, or $951.00 today, not a bad deal for a place where land goes for $1775 per square foot now.
 
Buy a flat or house in one of the Nash terraces overlooking Regent's Park, buy big house outside London with plenty of land, buy a holiday home somewhere sunny - perhaps Mustique.

Probs keep the holiday home quiet and the big house initially, only tell immediate family (and of course give them some money too) and just tell anyone else I made money from bitcoin etc...
 
Look at all the hopes and dreams in this thread, look at them!


They will all be smashed :D
 
Jean-F said:
In the hopefully unlikely event that Commissar Corbyn comes to power, the U.K. won’t be worth a plug nickel, so hang on.
In 1625, Pieter Schrage, acting for the West India Company, bought Manhattan, which he renamed Nieuw Nederlandse, for sixty guilders, (forget the handful of beads, just a good story).
According to the International Institute of Social History, at the Royal Netherlands Academy of Arts and Sciences, 60 guilders in 1625, equated to €734.50, or $951.00 today, not a bad deal for a place where land goes for $1775 per square foot now.
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Thank you kind squire. Should this plan of yours pull through a shiny half penny will find its way to you.

I think....
 
chroniclard said:
Hire 50 dwarves to throw mates car in river.
Hire squad of Ninjas as personal bodyguards.
Hire housekeeper so I dont have to do anything house related ever.
Hire personal chef so I can eat nice food all the time and dont have to cook.
Buy land.
Build house.
Build barracks for Ninjas
Build garage for 5 or 6 cars.
Hire Elon musk to build me some kind of laser security system.
Build underground bunker for zombie apocalypse.
Giant jam doughnut.
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Love the list but surely you dont need a bunker with a squad of ninjas (ninja?) watching your back! :D
 
Adnams Drinker said:
I think this would take care of my immediate wants:
  • All debts paid (goes without saying really)
  • Notice handed in at work (the dilemma of working out what to do with the rest of my days other than work is the kind of problem I'd like to have :p )
  • Audi R8/Ferrari for me ... with a LOT of optional extras
  • Whatever car the missus wanted or a horse if she'd prefer - hell, I could do both
  • Pay off my Mum's debts, buy her a house and bung her a couple of million for a happy retirement
  • Plot of land and house built to my spec - including snooker room, a pimped-out PC room with a three-monitor setup like Swifty uses and stables for the wife's horse(s)
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Seeing as this post is six years old, I’d like to revise it somewhat - mostly the same except for:
  • Soon to be ex-missus can go whistle (I’m sure she’d say the same if the proverbial shoe was on the other foot)
  • Mum is debt-free now anyway, but I’d still buy her a house and bung her a couple of mill
  • As the sole surviving member of the family on my Dad’s side, I’d do the same for my Aunt - can’t believe I forgot her last time ... bad nephew!
  • Would still have my own house built, same spec as above but with a gym included and no need for stables anymore :D
I’ll be pretty much debt-free myself soon - a novel experience in itself - so all of the above considered there’d be a lot more left over once all those were covered :p
 
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