you win the euro millions tonight: your shopping list.

Psycho Sonny said:
only an ocuk **** beta would suggest it tbh.

if you had £150 mill in the bank. all you need to do is buy a lambo/ferrari and just go for a drive around a high flow pedestrian area and just ask some girls for directions and they would be jumping in to show you the way.
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This actually works......I saw some bloke in a bright blue aston martin filling up at the local esso. Two women were practically pulling their knickers down.
 
tek81 said:
With approximate odds of winning being 1 in 140million, I'd probably drop dead of utter shock before I had chance to spend anything.
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Same here, though for ultimate humiliation I'd probably dump a loaf in my pants before croaking it :(
 
TheOracle said:
This actually works......I saw some bloke in a bright blue aston martin filling up at the local esso. Two women were practically pulling their knickers down.
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of course it works. i take it you haven't seen the thousands of gold digger videos on youtube?

basically guy talks to girl she tells him to go away. he walks 6 feet away to his parked lambo and all of a sudden she's like "oh i was just playing hun." "is that your car?" "yeah sure i can go have dinner with you".

like i said only on ocuk would you have them pay for it.
 
this is probably the most well known one - guy with an awful shirt, but then... a super car....


(though to be fair lots of these sorts of videos are blatantly fake)
 
The first thing I would do is pay off all my mates' mortgages and chuck them a mil each.
Then it would be down the estate agent to find some land to buy so I could build my dream house (with centrally heated parking and workshop for 10+ cars).
Then, on to Pistonheads to buy some exotica. Once said exotica is purchased it would be down to Tesco to buy some bread for the obligatory OcUK bread with car shot.
 
If I won 100 million.

1. Put 30 million into a family fund
2. Spend the rest of my life giving the other 70 million away to local charities and helping people.

Like that Secret Millionaire program. Helping local clubs and societies and animal shelters.
 
subbytna said:
If I won 100 million.

1. Put 30 million into a family fund
2. Spend the rest of my life giving the other 70 million away to local charities and helping people.

Like that Secret Millionaire program. Helping local clubs and societies and animal shelters.
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broke within 5 years. no such thing as secret millionaire once you win big. your name and face will be everywhere. you will literally need to leave the UK, which isn't a bad thing.

most people who win large sums end up miserable. because everyone comes out the woodwork either asking for money or trying to scam them. even family.

end up not trusting anyone. there was a guy was was quite wealthy. a millionaire but maybe only worth a million or two. he won and then all sorts happened where women were accusing him of stuff, etc to try and get money out of him.

it ended up he lost everything including his successful business. all because he won the lottery.
 
I don't think I would tell anyone that I had won. I would get myself a nice property in a cool city, some city which have access to a lot of concerts and events. I can just imagine how it would be if telling people "omg, i won the lottery jackpot!!"

And also if I remember correct, if you would win those 130 odd million and have a 2% interest in your bank you would make about 9 grand a day in just interest as well...
 
Psycho Sonny said:
broke within 5 years. no such thing as secret millionaire once you win big. your name and face will be everywhere. you will literally need to leave the UK, which isn't a bad thing.

most people who win large sums end up miserable. because everyone comes out the woodwork either asking for money or trying to scam them. even family.

end up not trusting anyone. there was a guy was was quite wealthy. a millionaire but maybe only worth a million or two. he won and then all sorts happened where women were accusing him of stuff, etc to try and get money out of him.

it ended up he lost everything including his successful business. all because he won the lottery.
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I wouldn't go public.
 
couple of ex russian military heavies as minders. job jobbed.

can you get an airworthiness certification from the CAA for a hind?

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screw the lambos and ferraris
MI24 for popping to the shops with. the ultimate MPV for for what 8 plus shopping?
 
1. Confirm winnings
2. Hire Lawyer
3. Change Name (First and Surname) (Partner Does Same)
4. Marry partner
5. 6 Month cruse while things die down and to plan, extend as necessary.
6. Buy a small chunk of Cornwall and disappear under my new identity. If not possible move to English speaking country that's not the USA.

So I guess my first purchase is to retain legal advice.
 
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