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[FnG]magnolia

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Headline: Madison Beer flashes midriff and cleavage in black lace bra as she runs errands in LA

Sentence: 'She loves to show off her taut midriff when she steps out. And on Wednesday it was no different as Madison Beer rocked another revealing ensemble as she ran errands in Los Angeles.'

User comment:
Jsique_blue, Phoenix Arizona, United States, about 3 hours ago

She's pretty and has nice hair
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Madison Beer is 19 years old. Stay classy, Daily Mail creeps! :eek:

Thanks for reading my thread, post your own favourite DM headline plus sentence plus user comment, or don't, that's cool too, namaste.
 
Headline:
Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard SLAM tabloid for seeking comment on 'bulls***' story on their 'kinky' sex life

Sentence:
Kristen meanwhile responded: 'Id love to comment, but its hard to talk with this ball gag in!

User Comment:
So Kristen is into feet... No need to be ashamed of that dear
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Headline:
Scottish man, 22, is put into induced coma after English bulldog rips off his penis and testicles in horrific attack

Sentence:
A man is in a coma after a bulldog bit off his genitals.

User Comment:
Olde English Bulldog is not the same as a British or English Bulldog. It is taller and bigger and was bred in the early 70's by breeding English Bulldogs with Bull Mastiffs, American Bulldogs and American Pit Bulls. Good looking dog with a nice temperament but it's got a bite on it.
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I feel awkward and dirty now and going on the daily mail site. Need a to wash off this GD stench.
 
Headline:
Kelly Brook's ex-Gladiator boyfriend pleads guilty to crashing van full of dead badgers into bus stop while working as driver in government cull

Sentence:
David loves animals and his personal views are against the practice of culling badgers - but as an ex-military, David knows to separate between his personal beliefs and feelings to the legal task or job at hand he was hired to do.

User comment:

Looks a lovely man with his tattooed neck.
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Rossi~ said:
Headline:
Scottish man, 22, is put into induced coma after English bulldog rips off his penis and testicles in horrific attack

Sentence:
A man is in a coma after a bulldog bit off his genitals.

User Comment:



I feel awkward and dirty now and going on the daily mail site. Need a to wash off this GD stench.
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I love the fact that in a story about a bloke getting his genitals ripped off by a dog, someone has to be pedantic about the exact breed of the dog! GD worthiness right there! :D

dowie said:
Headline:
Kelly Brook's ex-Gladiator boyfriend pleads guilty to crashing van full of dead badgers into bus stop while working as driver in government cull
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:eek:

Now that's a headline that is going to take some beating :D
 
Headline:
It's a #ladybirdinvasion! Homeowners share horrifying pictures of 'biblical plague' of STI-riddled cannibal Harlequin ladybirds invading British houses amid fears they will WIPE OUT the native species

Sentence
British heptathlete and GB olympian Kelly Sotherton tweeted a horrifying video of hundreds of ladybirds crawling around her window and across the ceiling.

Comment
Blown over from Europe well what a surprise. Even more of their crap on our shores decimating our country. F you!!!

I like this game.
 
Headline:

'I couldn't find the little ***ker!' Gordon Ramsay reveals he never got to meet his dwarf porn star lookalike who died in mysterious circumstances in 2011

Sentence:

Percy died in 2011, when his 107 centimetre body was found under mysterious circumstances in a badger's den in Wales.

Comment:

An underground chamber for badgers! Wtf do badgers do in a chamber??


 
Headline:
Atomic Kitten's Natasha Hamilton reveals she feels violated after 'vile man rubbed himself' against her on a packed train

Sentence:
'I had the opportunity to take his picture before he left the train - this has to stop happening to people!'

User comment:

chelski17, London, about an hour ago

Didn't say anything to the bloke or move away but managed to take a photos and post it to social media before you reached your stop.




BabyOhBaby, NYC-London, United Kingdom, about an hour ago

If that's the case, every time I've taken the Piccadilly line from 5:00-6:30pm, I've been violated - by men and women! And yet I've never done a social media post about it. Welcome to public
 
Headline - "Lottie Moss exhibits her impressive model figure in her lace lingerie in sensual bedroom selfie"

Sentence - "Lottie Moss captured her racy side when she posed seductively in her underwear"

User comment - " Hiya! Fancy having six inches of pure patriot brexiteer?
 
Freakbro said:
Now that's a headline that is going to take some beating :D
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bump, because I think I've got a new contender:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...odd-beauty-treatment-involving-foreskins.html

Headline:

'After a long flight, I like to lie down and be covered in a mask of liquefied cloned foreskins': Kate Beckinsale reveals the VERY odd beauty treatment she uses to stay looking young

Sentence:

The 45-year-old star underwent a facial for the first time last week that uses an epidermal growth factor serum containing stem cells cultivated from the discarded tissue of Korean baby boys.

User comment:

She looks like she has had a few facials...

:D
 
dowie said:
bump, because I think I've got a new contender:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...odd-beauty-treatment-involving-foreskins.html

Headline:

'After a long flight, I like to lie down and be covered in a mask of liquefied cloned foreskins': Kate Beckinsale reveals the VERY odd beauty treatment she uses to stay looking young

Sentence:

The 45-year-old star underwent a facial for the first time last week that uses an epidermal growth factor serum containing stem cells cultivated from the discarded tissue of Korean baby boys.

User comment:

She looks like she has had a few facials...

:D
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HAHA, that's great and especially with that user comment! :D
 
dowie said:
bump, because I think I've got a new contender:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...odd-beauty-treatment-involving-foreskins.html

Headline:

'After a long flight, I like to lie down and be covered in a mask of liquefied cloned foreskins': Kate Beckinsale reveals the VERY odd beauty treatment she uses to stay looking young

Sentence:

The 45-year-old star underwent a facial for the first time last week that uses an epidermal growth factor serum containing stem cells cultivated from the discarded tissue of Korean baby boys.

User comment:

She looks like she has had a few facials...

:D
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I'm seeking @asim18 's opinion on this
 
[FnG]MUGnolia said:
Madison Beer is 19 years old. Stay classy, Daily Mail creeps! :eek:
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But you're the "creep" who clicked on and read the article? Isn't that just feeding the problem?

Rather than reading the Daily Mail ironically to hate on it, just don't read it, surely it's better for all of humanity that it just dies?
 
Headline:
Cold weather causes 'winter vagina': Midwife warns women's genitals enter 'drought mode' during the colder months which can wreak havoc on their sex lives

Sentence:
Dr Dudley Danoff, author of The Ultimate Guide to Male Sexual Health, said hot temperatures cause blood vessels to widen and penises to 'swell', adding: 'There's a reason people don't take honeymoons to the North Pole'.

User comment:
Girls, stop shaving, you might look like a busted mattress but at least your front bottom will be cosy
 
Headline:

'Ten floors of whores': More than 100 prostitutes live in block of Chelsea apartments owned by 'astronomically wealthy' Tory donor who gave party £300,000

Quote:

Undercover reporters from The Sunday Times were able to make 40 bookings with prostitutes using 23 apartments in the building (I bet they were!)

or:

Describing how to find the building, the website says: 'You can't miss it. It's the building teeming with escorts and rosy-cheeked men with empty wallets.'

Comment:

On a busy night you can see the building swaying
 
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