They brought in a chiropractor to give evidence about his pelvis![]()
hmm yeah he's milking it. Presumably he'll be showing some x-rays of some imaginary subluxations.
They brought in a chiropractor to give evidence about his pelvis![]()
Airplane companies do jam seats in to squeeze in as many as possible so its probably going to be a more likely occurance as the levels of obesity are on the rise. I think I read somewhere that airlines base their customer weight allowances on numbers from the 1950's.
I've had problems on long haul before. I'm a long legged 6'4" and about 100kg. I can fit in a seat, but only just. I have to sit with my back straight and right back into the seat, my knees in the back of the seat in front and I can't use the tray. Pretty much can't move once I'm in. However the major problem I have is that when I get up, the passenger in front invariably reclines their seat and I can no longer fit. Always causes problems. Some airlines are better than others about reserving bulkhead seats for people like me.
I just don't fly long haul if I can help it.
He got my sympathy. I came back on a 12 hour flight from Hong Kong on Cathay Pacific in the summer. I had one of the middle seats on the baby changing row booked for the legroom. When I got on there was the hugest woman you have ever seen filling my seat up. She said she had booked the seat next to mine but it was actually too small for her to fit in so she took mine.
Stupidly, I said ok fair enough and took hers. True enough the outside seat on that row was a couple inches narrower than the middle seats so not only was it a squash for me for 12 hours, I had her flab spilling over onto me all the way back. And the trollyey dolleys were hitting me so much with the trolley all the way home, i think they were actually doing it on purpose.
Why would you not just pay for extra leg room?
You wouldn't squeeze into a L size shirt, if XL was more comfortable. OK poor analogy as they're likely to be priced the same, but point remains about the comfort.
I'm an average height of 5"10 and weigh about 82Kg's, so about an average weight for my height and even i find standard seating on an aeroplane cramped.
Sounds like the kind of guy who would eat the third biscuit.
The third biscuit principle is deep in lore of immorality. It is one of the core principles of life.I was unfamiliar with the third biscuit principle. I have done some research.
Ha. Three biscuits is crossing the line? Amateurs. I only felt that level of shame after my second tub of Ben 'n' Jerry's.
The third biscuit principle is deep in lore of immorality. It is one of the core principles of life.
1 tub of Ben and Jerry's is immoral.
Look at this guy
I always take an aisle seat, sometimes when selecting a seat someone will have taken the window seat with the other 2 seats free, I take the aisle on that row and quite often the middle seat never gets taken by anyoneThat was your mistake for booking a middle seat! Now imagine if you'd have been wedged!!
Unless you're travelling with a group to fill the row up, i'd try and book the aisle seats, the trolly's don't go up and down that often, so at least you have an entire aisle to stretch your legs out in.
Wow. That is extremely immoral.I've just eaten a whole pack of shortbread. So yeah...
Actually that is very thoughtful. As long as you continue to exercise this self restraint, you will be OK and enjoy lifeHahaha. This is some serious doo-dah.
That man was the subject of my only research on the subject.
I don't keep biscuits in the house because there's a fair chance I'll just smash the lot of them. And I rarely eat other people's because my subconscious thoughts will be to go beyond a third too. One and two are just little teasers.
Am I evil?
Yes I am.
(I also circuit train and run, so my gut doesn't overspill on the aeroplane)