Christmas party photo & shame thread!

Diddums said:
Well, it's full of single women between 25 and 35, from pretty much every country in the world. I honestly don't know how the hell this works, this is the weirdest and most amazing company I've ever worked for and I love every single moment of being here (for real, no jokes).
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You're a people trafficker aren't you? I knew there was something monstrous hidden in your backstory.
 
Flibster said:
Not doing any christmas parties this year. It's really nice, don't have to pretend to like those people for any longer than I absolutely have to.
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This is the first time in my life where I'm at a point in my career where I actually want to be there. My last job's christmas party involved us standing around a filing cabinet in management's office drinking warm beer out of cans with Tesco nibbles on paper plates. It was maximum cringe, and we had to go. Many companies didn't even bother. This was all expenses paid, all the food you can eat, all the booze you can drink and even the cab home was paid for.

The other three xmas dos I have have also all been excellent and everything paid for.

It's the first time in my life I've felt important and not a bottom feeder, it's fantastic :cool:
 
Anyway, here I am sans cunning disguise, because my attention quota hasn't been met yet for this week :D

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I don't do Christmas parties because a.) I can't have a drink and b.) only getting drunk would allow me to tolerate the loathsome cretins at work outside of work.
 
Diddums said:
This is the first time in my life where I'm at a point in my career where I actually want to be there. My last job's christmas party involved us standing around a filing cabinet in management's office drinking warm beer out of cans with Tesco nibbles on paper plates. It was maximum cringe, and we had to go. Many companies didn't even bother. This was all expenses paid, all the food you can eat, all the booze you can drink and even the cab home was paid for.

The other three xmas dos I have have also all been excellent and everything paid for.

It's the first time in my life I've felt important and not a bottom feeder, it's fantastic :cool:
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Best two I've ever been to were completely different.

Best - Hired the local race track and took all the cars we had and just burnt fuel, destroyed tyres and made passengers feel very ill for 6 hours. ;)
2nd best - Couple of bbq grills in the square int he centre of our building, wii attached to the projector, unreal tournament 2004 loaded onto the pc's, food, drinks, poker.

As I don't drink it does tend to make most parties unbearable anyway.
 
Diddums said:
Well, it's full of single women between 25 and 35, from pretty much every country in the world. I honestly don't know how the hell this works, this is the weirdest and most amazing company I've ever worked for and I love every single moment of being here (for real, no jokes).
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There is no ******* way those two women are under 35!
 
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