Godfrey Elfwick - Spectator USA...

As a genderqueer Muslim atheist who identifies as black, I am often abused by bigots (usually white cis males) who bombard me with hate speech such as: ‘What the **** does “transrace” mean?’, ‘How can you be a Muslim and an atheist, that makes no sense!’ and ‘Sort your hair out you stupid hipster ****, you look like a ******* nonce.’ That last one was said to me by my father, a boorish brute of a man, who would often make scathing remarks at me as I was growing up, and even went so far as to buy me a 32GB iPhone one Chr*stm*swhen he knew I wanted the 64GB one. That kind of abuse leaves a mark.

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Ah, Godfrey Elfwick. I remember when he was banned from Twitter. I forget why but it may have been calling Gary Linekar a virtue-signalling ****.

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What a guy :)

Perhaps his crowning moment was when the BBC did just that: interviewing him on the World Service, in character, accusing Star Wars of being homophobic and claiming that the whole film series – which he admitted that he hadn’t even seen – was ‘unbelievably racist’.
 
My personal favorite exchange was the whole homeless people/ quinoa twitter exchange....

Godfrey:

I’m showing solidarity with Britain’s homeless by eating a quinoa salad. if they can survive on low calories, so can I!

GryffinDarkBreed:

Are you ****ing serious with this ****?

Godfrey:

Of course I am and your smallminded bigotry won’t stop me standing in solidarity with the homeless.

GryffinDarkBreed:

You want to show solidarity with the homeless by eating overpriced oatmeal? Try dining out of a bin ***hole

Godfrey:

Ugh So you think all homeless people eat out of bins! Not all homeless people are like that bigot

GryffinDarkBreed:

They sure as **** aren't eating quinoa you whimsyburg hipster ****

Godfrey:

They will if they look through my bin. . Too dry
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Along with Godfrey Elfwick, I've also greatly enjoyed the outpourings of Titania McGrath. Who mysteriously appeared around the same time Godfrey Elfwick was banned and who he has mentioned in his Spectator articles.

Alas, Titania McGrath was also banned, though following a lot of complaints she seems to have been re-instated. She wrote a column about it, in fact...

https://quillette.com/2018/12/13/i-now-understand-how-nelson-mandela-felt/
 
h4rm0ny said:
Along with Godfrey Elfwick, I've also greatly enjoyed the outpourings of Titania McGrath. Who mysteriously appeared around the same time Godfrey Elfwick was banned and who he has mentioned in his Spectator articles.

Alas, Titania McGrath was also banned, though following a lot of complaints she seems to have been re-instated. She wrote a column about it, in fact...

https://quillette.com/2018/12/13/i-now-understand-how-nelson-mandela-felt/
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Yea she’s great too. Vegan cat had me laughing
 
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