It’s risky to wear no socks!

So just to be clear, are we putting people that don't wear socks with their shoes in the same boat as those who shower before bed (and not in the morning) and insist it's not them that smell? :)
 
Shoe covers. He needs them.

Urgh, I hated them things. Had to wear them in certain households and they just disintegrate after 2 minutes over my steel toecap boots. I wouldn't mind, but they were usually the type of houses where you wipe your feet on the way out.

This story reminded me of a situation where I thought "I'm glad I was wearing underwear". I was working in a house and just knelt down to fit a skirting board and my trousers ripped completely in half down both legs. How it happened I will never know. One minute I had trousers on, the next I was in just my boxers, with my trousers hanging on my waist by my belt. With a startled family staring in shock. I superglued them back together as I was miles from home and it worked amazingly well.
 
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Urgh, I hated them things. Had to wear them in certain households and they just disintegrate after 2 minutes over my steel toecap boots. I wouldn't mind, but they were usually the type of houses where you wipe your feet on the way out.

This story reminded me of a situation where I thought "I'm glad I was wearing underwear". I was working in a house and just knelt down to fit a skirting board and my trousers ripped completely in half down both legs. How it happened I will never know. One minute I had trousers on, the next I was in just my boxers, with my trousers hanging on my waist by my belt. With a startled family staring in shock. I superglued them back together as I was miles from home and it worked amazingly well.

Good save with the super glue but this would have been hilarious if for some reason you were wearing your wifes underwear.
 
I think the scoring is very harsh, this is at least a 6/10 if told at the end of the day in a very chatty way.

As for how socks would've helped, had the estate agent gone into the place at the same time they he would've probably been first to the patio door to unlock it and prevented this awful timeline from continuing.
 
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