If you recycle, buy hammers/tools or film police...

[Minusorange]

You're now a potential terrorist

https://twitter.com/TerrorismPolice/status/1089115736016969728

Keep your eyes peeled comrades!

 

[LabR@t]

Didn't look like the sort of person I normally see it reallife terrorist footage! Not very realistic!

 

[dowie]

love it... I stopped (or at least brought to a minimum) posting RSS threads a while ago due to popular demand and I think the void has now been filled by @Minusorange @stockhausen and @LabR@t

thank you gents

 

[Minusorange]

RSS threads

But I don't use RSS feeds, I find my bait the old fashioned way

 

[dowie]

But I don't use RSS feeds, I find my bait the old fashioned way

I don't either, but a thread containing a news story about something trivial or ridiculous on here is generally considered to be an "RSS thread".

Some people don't like them, to the point where they still make sure to read them and then post several comments in them either directly or indirectly conveying that they don't like the fact the thread even exists.

 

[LabR@t]

LOL should I be offended by your comment?

 

[dcsarge]

I'm confused as I didn't open the link, do I need to get an inflatable ghost Hitler to use the car sharing lane when I go to buy DIY supplies for my terrorist activities?

 

[dowie]

LOL should I be offended by your comment?

Possibly, if you make a thread about it then people will assume you're offended at least.

 

[Brizzles]

I'm confused as I didn't open the link, do I need to get an inflatable ghost Hitler to use the car sharing lane when I go to buy DIY supplies for my terrorist activities?

As long as you haven't got a full size cardboard cut-out of Dick Van Dyke in the passenger seat, you are fine

 

[Malevolence]

I'll be buying a hammer, a hammer-drill and a spirit level tomorrow. You think it's best if I hand myself in now?

 

[ChroniC]

At a push I can see the extreme circumstances of 1 and 3 but 2, what is remotely suspicious about buying a hammer?

 

[Yadda]

At a push I can see the extreme circumstances of 1 and 3 but 2, what is remotely suspicious about buying a hammer?

With a load of big knives? (Check his basket.)

 

[Dis86]

I'll be buying a hammer, a hammer-drill and a spirit level tomorrow. You think it's best if I hand myself in now?

You monster.

 

[Vexr]

When it comes to asking the public to be vigilant about the threat of terrorism, you can't go wrong with this bulletin:

Of course this bulletin is out of date, as the word 'foreigner' is now an anachronism that must never again be used by right-thinking folks.

 

[Amp34]

So confirmation, this forum is full of terrorists?

 

[jsmoke]

Yet again people assuming the police are idiots like they don't know we will be all having this reaction, that's the point, make it subtle. 1984.

 

[Thecaferacer]

It's a crass campaign and has all the subtlety of a Gregg's sausage roll, but a vast majority of all foiled terrorist plots come from innocuous reports from the public, and that's been drying up over the last year or two .

 

[Nasher]

Surely Hitler should be riding in the back seat?

 

[dcsarge]

As long as you haven't got a full size cardboard cut-out of Dick Van Dyke in the passenger seat, you are fine

That's a relief, I keep him in the shed peeping out the window.

 

[wolfie138]

At a push I can see the extreme circumstances of 1 and 3 but 2, what is remotely suspicious about buying a hammer?

if you don't buy nails w/ it then it's obvious you're only getting it for violent purposes.