What are the most obscure things you've ever flushed down a toilet?

I used to be the maintenance plumber for the BFI on the South Bank. You know, that touristy place where every walk of life comes to visit, and on Mondays we always had to clean out the pits as they were blocked up due to all sorts of crap, nappies, phones, tampons, surprisingly large amounts of underwear, a teddy bear once, an umbrella (how the **** do you flush an umbrella down a toilet?), etc etc.

It was ******* disgusting.
 
1/2 Kg of coke, not the drink, thought he was a mate, isn’t any more, no longer in contact, no regrets.

Plenty of threats promised, none delivered - 4 years later......

:)
 
Diddums said:
I used to be the maintenance plumber for the BFI on the South Bank. You know, that touristy place where every walk of life comes to visit, and on Mondays we always had to clean out the pits as they were blocked up due to all sorts of crap, nappies, phones, tampons, surprisingly large amounts of underwear, a teddy bear once, an umbrella (how the **** do you flush an umbrella down a toilet?), etc etc.

It was ******* disgusting.
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How big was the umbrella?
 
Vargas said:
How big was the umbrella?
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Full size, like one of those Golf things. Wasn't even bent. I still to this day have no idea how it got there, maybe someone lifted the pit cover (it was slap-bang in the middle of the restroom, but required manhole keys to lift) and shoved it in there. One of the most mind boggling things I've ever seen.


Oh and heroin needles. Loads and loads of heroin needles.
 
Diddums said:
Full size, like one of those Golf things. Wasn't even bent. I still to this day have no idea how it got there, maybe someone lifted the pit cover (it was slap-bang in the middle of the restroom, but required manhole keys to lift) and shoved it in there. One of the most mind boggling things I've ever seen.


Oh and heroin needles. Loads and loads of heroin needles.
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That’s mad lol. I though it was one of those small ones that fits in a handbag.
 
Diddums said:
I used to be the maintenance plumber for the BFI on the South Bank. You know, that touristy place where every walk of life comes to visit, and on Mondays we always had to clean out the pits as they were blocked up due to all sorts of crap, nappies, phones, tampons, surprisingly large amounts of underwear, a teddy bear once, an umbrella (how the **** do you flush an umbrella down a toilet?), etc etc.

It was ******* disgusting.
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I feel your pain. We've pulled unbelievable things out of our septic tanks. I think by far and away the best however was a prosthetic leg, complete with shoe on the 'foot'.
 
My girlfriend threw my glasses down as a joke whilst i was on the toilet - asked me to move and i thought it was tissue. Ended up flushing them as no chance i was raking them out
 
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