Need a bank statement ASAP

No need to patronise. Like i said, if it is an attempt to defraud someone or for illegal activity then it's a hard no. If it's to show the local landlord your proof of address or you lose your new rental, which in a few days will reflect the same address - then yeah.
 
No need to patronise. Like i said, if it is an attempt to defraud someone or for illegal activity then it's a hard no. If it's to show the local landlord your proof of address or you lose your home, which in a few days will reflect the same address - then yeah.

Do you have a scale of negative outcomes where you measure where it is or it is not acceptable to commit fraud?
 
So no-one here has ever had a prang and had their car done privately? Did you inform your insurer as per the t&c's of your policy or did you just tick that you have had no claims or accidents in the last 5 years?

Is that not fraud?
 
When I moved from a bedsit to my permanent house, I made a list of who to phone up or log into + change settings, to change my address:

Banks
GP surgery
Hospitals
My workplace
Mobile phone provider
Internet provider
eBay / Paypal / Amazon primary address
OcUK primary address
Rail card
Just-Eat
HMRC
Social services
Electoral roll / council tax
Passport

You need to do the same OP.
 
I'm just focussed on how you think it is ok to commit fraud by doctoring bank statements.

I'm worried about how naive you are and how the world actually works if this is so outrageous to you. I've seen a lot of horrible things in this world and if you think what i have suggested is so terrible, you really need a wake up call as to what is actually happening in the real world.

I never once said it was right, it is an option - which may go horribly wrong, but most likely on this planet of billions and no-one actually giving a stuff about anybody else, he'll get away with it and as before, the earth keeps rotating.

Maybe the OP can provide further context?
 
I'm worried about how naive you are and how the world actually works if this is so outrageous to you. I've seen a lot of horrible things in this world and if you think what i have suggested is so terrible, you really need a wake up call as to what is actually happening in the real world.

What's happening in the real world is you listing an ever increasing number of examples of fraud that you think it is ok, from doctoring bank accounts to disregarding the terms of your car insurance. But while you're worried, I'm not, and I don't need a wake up call, although one's on the way to you. If you think a ******* contest about who's seen worse things or who's had a harder life is the right way to try and won a pointless internet argument about a chap who's just trying to get some ID sorted for something he needs tomorrow then please go ahead, fill your boots.
 
No need to patronise. Like i said, if it is an attempt to defraud someone or for illegal activity then it's a hard no. If it's to show the local landlord your proof of address or you lose your new rental, which in a few days will reflect the same address - then yeah.

Why would he need a new rental if he's only just moved? :confused:
 
Boom!

Touch a nerve there friend? A little salty there bud.

And...........goodnight

:)

Ah, so you do want that ******* contest on how hard the world's been to you, and how experienced you are as a result. Please do share then.

Perhaps after you've done another edit, adding in the disclaimer 'may go horribly wrong' to your genius idea?

The earth will indeed keep rotating. But it'll keep rotating whether or not the OP commits fraud, or whether or not he sorts out his problem. It is a stupid thing to say to try and justify what you suggest. It is just deflection, just as you're deflecting away from the OP's original problem by now trying to make some sort of personal point with the person that point out how stupid your proposed solution was, and how you though it would be a good idea to edit your post to put a disclaimer about committing fraud.

Keep digging.
 
The last time I needed to change my address I walked into branch sat down put my debit card into the card reader, entered my pin, told them my new address and they produced some paperwork there and then with it on. Considering everywhere takes the banks word as gospel on where you live you don't actually have to jump through any hoops to change it at their end.
 
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