No sex please, we're British

[DrToffnar]

In all seriousness though, I wonder if it's a generational thing. Older generations weren't perhaps as culturally charged sexually as mine has been. I see a good relationship as 40% sexual compatibility, 60% everything else. If we don't gel between the sheets then the likelihood of it getting serious just ain't high.

 

[200sols]

It's just become too much hassle having to get a contract written up everytime you want to be intimate in case your partner decides you didn't ask for permission and she's a #metoo victim.

You need to download a consent app

 

[MrRockliffe]

Don't fall for it. B&Q kicked me out last time.

Damn, could have saved myself a few grand a month

 

[bloodiedathame]

You need to download a consent app

Please tell me this exists

Tickboxes for what's ok, a designated safe word, signature, maybe a stopwatch and rating feature built in.

 

[Freakbro]

It's just become too much hassle having to get a contract written up everytime you want to be intimate in case your partner decides you didn't ask for permission and she's a #metoo victim.

*incel alert* *incel alert*

 

[ttaskmaster]

NVM

 

[Roar87]

Doubt he's had any in a while what with obfuscated and loaded comments like that.

I was going to say....spoken like a man who hasn't had sex for years. (if ever)

*incel alert* *incel alert*

These guys are so far under the thumb they won't even allow jokes to be made about their masters

 

[VincentHanna]

These guys are so far under the thumb they won't even allow jokes to be made about their masters

Far from it, I literally woke my wife up this morning for a shag.

And that's not bragging because it had been almost a week since the last one...

 

[DrToffnar]

Generational, yes.
Sexual, no. Nothing to do with sex, in fact.

Truth is, our generation(s) have such good computer games nowadays that, by comparison, sex is a pointless, exhausting, short-lived, messy waste of time... and if dealing with arrogant, uppity, screaming, ranty children is not your bag, you can just switch to offline play. Can't do that if your sex gives you kids!


I imagine there'll be one on the Fifty Shades of Grey website...

That's exactly why you have to make an effort to find a sexually compatible partner imo. Not sure that you HAVE to deal with kids either...

 

[glenimp617]

Far from it, I literally woke my wife up this morning for a shag.

I'm the other way, I have to put mine to sleep first

 

[ttaskmaster]

NVM

 

[Freakbro]

These guys are so far under the thumb they won't even allow jokes to be made about their masters

Awww, white knighting for your alt-right incel buddy, how sweet

 

[Cleisthenes]

Far from it, I literally woke my wife up this morning for a shag.

This is the real world

I'm the other way, I have to put mine to sleep first

 

[Roar87]

Awww, white knighting for your alt-right incel buddy, how sweet

He made an obvious joke and you called him an incel, I mean get a grip

 

[DXP55]

Who the hell has been having my share

 

[Freakbro]

Who the hell has been having my share

Sorry

 

[d_brennen]

These guys are so far under the thumb they won't even allow jokes to be made about their masters

lol

10 years married this year and even I'm not as bitter as this one

 

[Hades]

Sitting here giggling at this thread. Thanks

 

[Diddums]

C'mon fellas, this is unacceptable. I recommend you all get out tonight and SHAG EVERYTHING! This can NOT be allowed you lazy bums.

 

[phrases]

After 14yrs together i think my dick is in jail. I have to pre arrange now before 10pm as thats often the time (even during weekends) she will head off to bed and be fast asleep by 10.05pm

It was only 13yrs ago we were like rampant rabbits all over the house. Funny how kids and impending doom of household stuff kills the mojo.