Spec me - A way to kill 3 hours at motorway services

Tek81 · 30 May 2019 at 16:30

So, I'm stuck at a motorway services place for the next few hours. I've already perused some mags in WHSmith, had a cheese burger and posted this message. What to do next? Ideas welcomed.

hyperseven · 30 May 2019 at 16:32

Oculus Quest and Beat Sabre in the car park

Mason- · 30 May 2019 at 16:33

Try to get a 5* wanted level then lose it again.

Thekwango · 30 May 2019 at 16:35

have a kip?

bartledvd · 30 May 2019 at 16:35

Toilet cubicle create a hole and profit ?

Gerard · 30 May 2019 at 16:37

Lots of fapping.

peterwalkley · 30 May 2019 at 16:40

Pay for parking as the limit for free is usually 2 hours.

Tek81 · 30 May 2019 at 16:41

They've got an M&S. I think I'll try on some random articles of clothing.

Mason- · 30 May 2019 at 16:42

tek81 said:
They've got an M&S. I think I'll try on some random articles of clothing.

They don't happen to have a collection of Gucci belts do they?

Diddums · 30 May 2019 at 16:43

Gamble you life away in one of those tiny little saddo casinos (they’ve gotta be money laundering Shirley? Nobody’s ever in the bloody things)

Diddums · 30 May 2019 at 16:43

tek81 said:
They've got an M&S. I think I'll try on some random articles of clothing.

Send pics.

Tek81 · 30 May 2019 at 16:43

Mason- said:
They don't happen to have a collection of Gucci belts do they?

No, but they've got some rather fetching tartan pants

Mason- · 30 May 2019 at 16:44

tek81 said:
No, but they've got some rather fetching tartan pants

Are you in Scotland?

Tek81 · 30 May 2019 at 16:45

Mason- said:
Are you in Scotland?

Scotch corner

Gunni Parker · 30 May 2019 at 16:46

peterwalkley said:
Pay for parking as the limit for free is usually 2 hours.

Yes! Well pointed out.

FortuitousFluke · 30 May 2019 at 16:46

You're going to need approximately 180 50p pieces for 3 hours of epic massage chair enjoyment.

Thekwango · 30 May 2019 at 16:47

tek81 said:
They've got an M&S. I think I'll try on some random articles of clothing.

womens underwear.....i dare you

Scania · 30 May 2019 at 16:50

Be careful most MSA’s have a two hour time limit, monitored by ANPR.

As for what to do, have a kip for an hour or so then move on.

Maccy · 30 May 2019 at 16:53

Gamble. You'll win eventually, right?

Tek81 · 30 May 2019 at 16:55

Yep, just noticed the limit. New clothes from M&S, change in the lavs, and then over to the Scotch Corner Hotel for a meal. Sorted. If there's still time remaining, I'll challenge some random person to a game of air hockey.