Ebay - Moron - Success Story

Psycho Sonny · 2 Jul 2019 at 13:51

PiKe said:
The only problem with your plan is eBay will refund the buyer from your account if it arrives damaged or faulty.

he hasn't paid me through ebay

Diddums · 2 Jul 2019 at 13:51

Psycho Sonny said:
where did i say i inflated prices?

i said someone accused me of that last time i tired to sell to second highest bidder. and said the person that won must have been my second account.

so you are wrong

Right here:

Psycho Sonny said:
i've tried that before

Thekwango · 2 Jul 2019 at 13:51

PiKe said:
The only problem with your plan is eBay will refund the buyer from your account if it arrives damaged or faulty.

he's already got himself covered

Psycho Sonny said:
he paid by bank transfer - no come back on me

which is why he was thinking of just pocketing the guys money.

Psycho Sonny · 2 Jul 2019 at 13:52

Diddums said:
Right here:

that was referring to selling to second highest bidder

learn to read.

so yes you are wrong

PiKe · 2 Jul 2019 at 13:52

Just package them properly, send them and get on with your life.

Diddums · 2 Jul 2019 at 13:55

Psycho Sonny said:
that was referring to selling to second highest bidder

learn to read.

so yes you are wrong

Am I? Or are you not capable of constructing coherent sentences to avoid misunderstandings, whilst mocking the English abilities of non-native English speakers with whom you're trying to do business?

There are many sharp tools in the shed. You sir, are a pot plant.

Thekwango · 2 Jul 2019 at 13:58

Diddums said:
There are many sharp tools in the shed. You sir, are a pot plant.

you owe me a ******* keyboard as mine now has Cola splattered all over it.

labcoattech · 2 Jul 2019 at 14:02

Why did you give him your bank details if you had no intention of posting the speakers?

Psycho Sonny · 2 Jul 2019 at 14:03

PiKe said:
Just package them properly, send them and get on with your life.

to package them properly i'd need at least another £20 off him.

so do you suggest i go back and ask him to transfer another £20?

explain to him they need to be sent seperately with adequate packaging.

he is adamant a box from the supermarket is enough.

Diddums · 2 Jul 2019 at 14:05

Psycho Sonny said:
to package them properly i'd need at least another £20 off him.

so do you suggest i go back and ask him to transfer another £20?

explain to him they need to be sent seperately with adequate packaging.

he is adamant a box from the supermarket is enough.

Why not just use the extra £40 you're scamming him out of?

PiKe · 2 Jul 2019 at 14:06

Psycho Sonny said:
to package them properly i'd need at least another £20 off him.

so do you suggest i go back and ask him to transfer another £20?

explain to him they need to be sent seperately with adequate packaging.

he is adamant a box from the supermarket is enough.

Tell him that then, if he chooses not to send more, do what you can.

Psycho Sonny · 2 Jul 2019 at 14:07

labcoattech said:
Why did you give him your bank details if you had no intention of posting the speakers?

I found out the thing weighed 25kg today when I went to post it.

So how do you explain me having zero intention of posting when i weighed it today? yesterday i assumed in the postage calculator it weighed 15kg. however that courier doesn't take anything over 15kg.

i quoted him on postage believing it weighed 15kg.

so should i now re-quote based on 25kg?

this is exactly why it was collection only. and now why i think a partial refund keeps us all happy.

labcoattech · 2 Jul 2019 at 14:08

Just refund him in full and move on, end of story.

Diddums · 2 Jul 2019 at 14:09

Psycho Sonny said:
I found out the thing weighed 25kg today when I went to post it.

So how do you explain me having zero intention of posting when i weighed it today? yesterday i assumed in the postage calculator it weighed 15kg. however that courier doesn't take anything over 15kg.

i quoted him on postage believing it weighed 15kg.

so should i now re-quote based on 25kg?

this is exactly why it was collection only. and now why i think a partial refund keeps us all happy.

Why not a whole refund?

Psycho Sonny · 2 Jul 2019 at 14:09

Diddums said:
Why not just use the extra £40 you're scamming him out of?

I don't know where you got taught maths but

£40 - collection

he transferred me £70 which consists of £40 - speakers, £25 postage, £5 inconvenience payment.

So where is the £40 scam in this equation?

naefeart · 2 Jul 2019 at 14:10

Psycho Sonny said:
... extremely thick Glaswegian accent...

Suddenly your posting style became totally clear to me.

Give the guy his money back and relist the item. He didn't force you to take the money. Why put up with the hassle?

Bit of a non-thread.

labcoattech · 2 Jul 2019 at 14:10

£5 inconvenience payment

Sui · 2 Jul 2019 at 14:13

Two options that don't lead you to being a *****:

A) Refund £70 and re-list on eBay

B) Package them up properly and post them correctly for the agreed cost. If you didn't agree it, you wouldn't have given him bank details.

Stop being such twit.

Thekwango · 2 Jul 2019 at 14:13

Psycho Sonny said:
So where is the £40 scam in this equation?

in your opening post.....

Psycho Sonny said:
Option 2 - Refund him £30 - tell him to treat this as a lesson learnt and I pocket £40 for the inconvenience and to teach moron a valuable lesson to learn to read.

Akagi · 2 Jul 2019 at 14:14

Diddums said:
There are many sharp tools in the shed. You sir, are a pot plant.

Bahahahah