Think many have missed the point on Audi vs others on handling. Yes for sure the RS3 and the like will go around a corner quick. As confirmed by owners above, it does it easily, but in a disconnected “floaty” way that has little or no driver engagement.
The point of a Hot Hatch or any driver’s car is, or should be, the engagement it gives you. That has nothing to do with speed! The Audi way of doing things is for willy wavers who are not actually that interested in driving. Like can’t be bothered to switch to dynamic mode and buying an auto. They just feel they need to get somewhere fast and brag about the TLGP.
I guess the same people will embrace autonomous driving!
Strange conclusions. The point of a hot hatch was it was an affordable car for the masses that gave something closer to the unaffordable fast cars that had come before. No manufacturer made statements of "it goes round corners fast but its slow in a striaght line", it was more about the engine than the handling in the earliest hot hates.
All audis have a slightly floaty steering feeling, its part of what makes them quicker for the normal driver I feel, the changes in how they feel with the changes in modes are difficult to explain, you either need to be a very experienced driver, driving constantly lots of cars, or an owner who can feel how its changed in different modes. Most who really understand the fast audis will switch the suspension from a hard setting to a softer one, you get more body roll and this triggers faster switching to rear bias.
Those who don't get it will always switch everything to hardest/dynamic and think its "best"
The modes are to give different experiences, someone who only thinks it should be in dynamic, is the sort of person who I guess would insist driving a car with track mode should always be in that as well, I mean its the most "drivers" right?
There is something about "old technology" fords

I agree. When Evos and Scoobs were the thing there was still a good group running the old cossies still and in those days it was a different breed as well.
Some people will always be laggards, usually highlighted by saying a drivers car cannot have an auto box. Its old and boring, but everyone is entitled to the views.
I am sure the dinosaurs would prefer a manual box as well

Although I suspect they would prefer electric to fossil fuel based sources