lost cuterly

[hornetstinger]

Anyone find cuterly goes missing? I could understand teapsssons but two forks have gone whoosh.

No one else in the house

 

[MrRockliffe]

No but I do find letters go missing quite frequently

 

[jsmoke]

Maybe your throwing them out the window when drunk?

 

[hornetstinger]

Maybe your throwing them out the window when drunk?

Rarely drink and when I do it's just one pint. Not on drugs.

How does a fork go missing?

 

[ALD]

Perhaps they'd had enough and just forked off.

 

[NoobCannon]

 

[Deleted member 77746]

Perhaps they'd had enough and just forked off.

this got a laugh from me. Genuinely. Maybe they just really couldn’t give a fork.

 

[Drumroll]

Possibly discarded by mistake when disposing leftovers?

 

[Captain]

Maybe they are hiding from your poor grammar?

 

[tom_nieto]

It’s always the bloody teapsssons. Hate those guys.

 

[DXP55]

Possibly discarded by mistake when disposing leftovers?

I have to agree with this - I have in the past had to rummage through dustbin - even for back door keys and it wasn't me who binned them.

 

[Bubo]

My kinves seem to like migrating under my microwave.

 

[HecFam]

I keep all my metal cutlery in the toaster for safe keeping!

 

[Heisenberg]

How does someone get to adulthood and think cutlery is spelt cuterly?

 

[DXP55]

You still automatically read it as cutlery even though spelt wrong - It's because the first and last letters are correct.

 

[StevieP]

I don't want to worry you but there is definitely someone else hiding somewhere in your house......

 

[LuckyBenski]

Nope, ****ing housemates have lost all sorts of **** over the years but I don't lose anything. Ever.

 

[LeeUK]

I always check my takeaway wrappings for forks before chucking them out the next morning. The wrappings that is, not the forks.