So you're on a crucial journey and...

[Lol999]

the road is blocked, you have no space to turn around and you're going nowhere fast because Extreme Rebellion have decided to lay down in the road and bring the place to a standstill.
You get out of your car and go and appeal to them explaining that you have a poorly relative who needs your help and there's no one else to help them.
It isn't life threatening but they are still ill or in need of care that you provide.
The protestors ignore your appeal to whatever better nature - what would you do?

 

[touch]

If you can't manage a 3-point turn you shouldn't be driving.

 

[stockhausen]

No message.

 

[builder22]

Austin Powers the **** out of it.

 

[Angilion]

Run them over. If they want to die, why shouldn't I help them? I have no ethical objection to assisted suicide.

 

[Malevolence]

Slowly drive up to them, and if they don't move then what happens happens.

 

[JRS]

Walk.

This.

 

[stockhausen]

No message.

 

[Angilion]

Or in this case, to murder - charming

Oh sure, I'd be charming about it. No need to be rude when giving people what they want.

 

[Gerard]

Contact asim to get you an uzi in 5 mins and go to town on their knees.

 

[enkoda]

Assuming they're namby-pamby Frank Spencer types, I'd pick them up and throw them off the road.

If they're tall, muscular and look like they eat Green Berets for breakfast then obviously the wife would have to get out and deal with them.

 

[Haggisman]

Prime Now delivery of several bags of quick dry cement, a bucket, and many litres of bottled water.

Mix and pour said cement over anyone lying in road to create a ramp to drive over.

Wait till cement dries, and continue with journey.

Or probably just tie a rope around them and reverse, dragging them out of the way

 

[Dis86]

Run them over. If they want to die, why shouldn't I help them? I have no ethical objection to assisted suicide.

Isn't the whole point of these protests that they don't want to die?

 

[NoobCannon]

Isn't the whole point of these protests that they don't want to die?

It comes down to natural selection. If your stupid enough to lay in the road id say you need running over to prevent you breeding and polluting the gene pool

 

[Stumble Bum]

Run the pricks over.

 

[Efour]

Do they move for Ambulances, Fire or Police etc?

 

[Terminal_Boy]

Depends on which car I’m in. In the Megane, I’d have to club them with the jack handle and drag them out of the way.

In the Duster, just drop down to third...

 

[adolf hamster]

Contact asim to get you an uzi in 5 mins and go to town on their knees.

it's a mac 10 in 10 minutes, you want a proper uzi it'll be at least 45 minutes.

 

[Dyson]

Oh sure, I'd be charming about it. No need to be rude when giving people what they want.

And, there's the added bonus of helping the environment by curbing over population- win win!!

 

[sideways14a]

Well if you can run the pricks over then carry a load of stink bombs and left them of next to each one.
Lets see just how committed to there cause they are.