So you're on a crucial journey and...

Guys, you do realise that they glue themselves to the road, right? So if you try to pretend that you're going to run them over or threaten them with weapons as per Asim post, then the protesters aren't actually able to move anyway. That's going by their protests from earlier in the week.

The bigger issue is that there are too many cars on the road. Out of everyone who drives from A to B, how many of them actually NEED to make that trip? People need to move online more. 9-5 workers in non customer-facing roles can work from home. Food can be ordered online so a Tesco van can deliver 20 orders instead of 20 cars all going to Tesco. Public transport needs improving too. A half-full single decker bus is about 20 people, so again another 20 cars off the road.
 
...and the biggie.
You have a brat, make sure it walks to school.
I did every trip to school on foot and it never killed me, so start making your little oiks use there's.
 
sideways14a said:
I did every trip to school on foot and it never killed me, so start making your little oiks use there's.
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That's another axe I need to grind. Why is it that 9-5 work, school and retail all have to start at 9AM? If I'm on holiday, there is no way I would be in town for 9AM. I would be having breakfast then and maybe hit a café for 10:30AM once a week to meet a friend.

Btw, 8 miles to my school from 1990 to 1998. I bussed it.
 
Well i have moved my start time unofficially to 8am maily to give me an hour to get things organised and miss the traffic as well which can go from 5 mins to work to 35 in the space of 10 mins at peek time.

I also have a big problem with the pollution put out by trucks and busses, we should be targeting those for electrification before cars imho as the tech just aint there yet.
Ever had the roof down sitting alongside some lorries, busses or diesel cars? The stink is awful and genuinely makes me throw, get shot of this crap first then work on smaller vehicles.
 
Stand over their face, pull your trousers down and start to curl one off on their face, or urinate on them, they'll soon move :D

Reverse and take a different route

Get a 4x4 so you can drive over them, as in between the wheels, not like they are speed bumps

Up over the pavement

Walk, cycle

Go go gadget wheels
 
Tell them you're vegan then within 30 seconds, tell them you're vegan again. Make sure you're wearing leather shoes, a leather jacket and ideally have a car with leather seats. Drink in hand that's none recyclable plastic.
 
Lol999 said:
the road is blocked, you have no space to turn around and you're going nowhere fast because Extreme Rebellion have decided to lay down in the road and bring the place to a standstill.
You get out of your car and go and appeal to them explaining that you have a poorly relative who needs your help and there's no one else to help them.
It isn't life threatening but they are still ill or in need of care that you provide.
The protestors ignore your appeal to whatever better nature - what would you do?
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Dirty protest on the protesters :)
Get on the news right and proper!
Then your relative will know you truly care.
 
In reality - Nothing, as I'm a decent bloke who tries to avoid hurting others as much as possible.

In Clown World - I 100% wish the police would do this - leave them there - you can rent a few temporary "ditch bridges" (30ft long 4ft off the ground & designed for farmers/country folk to drive over trenches) to allow both lanes to keep flowing at a reduced (but acceptable) rate whilst the protesters stay underneath - both sides win that way!

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I think that what a lot of protesters don;t factor in is that for alltheir righteous anger one day they may prevent someone performing what is to them a very important task, such as getting to their dying fathers' bedside before he passes away, and said person might just be a bit unstable in those circumstances and go 'postal'.
as an aside do protesters have the right to prevent others from going about their lawful business?
just as in union related matters a man has the right to withdraw his labour, so then he also has the right to continue to supply it in the face of dissension.
who is 'rightest'?
 
Drollic said:
Tell them you're vegan then within 30 seconds, tell them you're vegan again. Make sure you're wearing leather shoes, a leather jacket and ideally have a car with leather seats. Drink in hand that's none recyclable plastic.
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Naa tell them youre a cannibal and approach them with a knife, fork and hot sauce. Druel optional.
 
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