Most annoying gift I can get for a four year old

[SexyGreyFox]

Your search is over

 

[Bickaxe]

Was going to say a recorder too.
He's 4 so he'll forget about it after month. Then he'll start school and it'll start all over again.
The gift that keeps on giving.

 

[Dis86]

Polio. The gift that keeps on giving.

 

[Sandycheeks]

Them wheelie shoes... he'll never have a minutes peace again.
Or, a harmonica...noise and drool everywhere.

 

[EdwardTeach]

Toy weapon, eg gun or sword.

 

[Efour]

Lol.

Drum kit, musical instrument great ideas.

 

[233]

glitter covered drum kit

 

[hughtrimble]

Pretty much anything that makes noise!

But that will make noise without batteries, given they rapidly get taken out!

 

[chaparral]

Disney Frozen Musical Instruments Recorder Tamborine & Whistle
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Disney-Mus...157031&sprefix=frozen+recorder,aps,163&sr=8-5

 

[Yrkoon]

a super soaker with a ton of de ionised water so he can use it in the house

 

[413x]

Drum kit.

My god this is the best answer!
It would drive me insane!

 

[Yrkoon]

My god this is the best answer!
It would drive me insane!

an empty biscuit tin and 2 chop sticks would have the same affect, well a worse effect

 

[Diddums]

Maybe get in touch with these guys and ask if they'll do you a nice chess set for £30?

https://www.etsy.com/listing/169081997/taxidermy-mouse-chess-set-wooden-board

 

[godinman]

B&M have a selection of 30 vials of colorful glitter..

 

[kaelyn]

https://boingboing.net/2018/12/18/yellies-toy-spiders-the-lou.html

you have to shout at it to make it move, enjoy!

 

[Energize]

Any musical instrument for £30 is going to be crap quite frankly. Keyboards at that price point have a very limited range, no touch sensitivity, no key weighting and sound awful so are not much good for learning.