Man atacked with a seagull in Plymouth cafe

kinetic747 · 6 Jan 2020 at 20:42

koolpc said:
Could have been worse. He could have used a battery hen!

Or a wren ch.

koolpc · 6 Jan 2020 at 20:50

Apparently the case was thrown out of court. Or was that the seagull that was thrown out of court?

Semple · 6 Jan 2020 at 20:57

I had to laugh at the wielding a seagull part. As if that was possible.

mattydoughts · 6 Jan 2020 at 21:03

Owlsome story lol

b00merang69 · 6 Jan 2020 at 21:05

Never take a knife to a cockfight.

jsmoke · 6 Jan 2020 at 21:15

koolpc said:
Apparently the case was thrown out of court. Or was that the seagull that was thrown out of court?

Yep, he's free as a bird.

Malevolence · 6 Jan 2020 at 21:17

Dirk Diggler · 6 Jan 2020 at 21:21

wazza300 · 6 Jan 2020 at 21:25

Well knock me down with a feather :rolleyes:

Angilion · 6 Jan 2020 at 21:26

Eh? He was accused of throwing a medium-sized scavenging bird at someone and that resulted in a charge of wounding with intent to cause grevious bodily harm? A little excessive on the charging front, surely?

413x · 6 Jan 2020 at 21:55

Minusorange said:

I nearly peed my pants seeing this!

thenewoc · 6 Jan 2020 at 22:03

Somewhat of a crime that this cafe doesn't appear to of had CCTV.

FoxEye · 7 Jan 2020 at 02:18

Malevolence said:

LOL, that's brilliant

Kronos · 7 Jan 2020 at 08:22

This forum has taken a Tern for the worst.

b00merang69 · 7 Jan 2020 at 08:28

^^ Had to Google that but had an idea.

vanpeebles · 7 Jan 2020 at 08:41

Fish and Chip Eagle instead of a Desert Eagle.

Sankari · 7 Jan 2020 at 08:49

ron3003 said:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-51013458

How is this even possible?
OFC title should've read "attacked"

Classic Plymouth.

Could it be Dolph?

labbby · 7 Jan 2020 at 09:52

i was once robbed at pigeonpoint by a group of youths.

Usher · 7 Jan 2020 at 10:16

I expect he will change his name to Cliff

Rimsy · 7 Jan 2020 at 10:36

Those shirefolk don't mess around.... Fearsome.