The power of Facebook groups to catch thieves

This thread needs a rap:

man on de roof he nick your lead
he trip in de gutter an bang is head
when you tek a look you face turn red
de bloke on de floor is cold stone dead.


second verse required - get typing
 
you post to Facebook so people can see him
they call him out, wouldn't wanna be him
he looks like he owns a corner sofa
when you catch him you'll kick him with your lofas
 
Usher and dowie
That was absolutely *******Hilarious guys
I have no problem at all when people
Take my weird spacing
Humourosly
Keep it up
Only when some are nasty about it
Which isn't too often in these
Forums thankfully
Maccapacca yes he may have had
Some problems in his life
So have I and many others
Turning to stealing people's stuff
To fund your crack habit
Was his choice
And he has had his collar felt so many
Times the local copper couldnt
Count them
She had only just dealt with him
15 minutes before this happened
Over another matter
Far as I know he was nicked
For this lead theft yesterday afternoon
As for the hunting him down
And telling him rather forcefully
To fix it
Yes got a name and even got given
An address
But me going round there once police release him is only going to end
Badly
Just not worth it over a little bit
Of lead that's covered by insurance
Any way
If he had actually broken into the property yeah I would be taking
A different point of
View though
And its getting replaced with flashing
Tape not more lead lol
 
You're like a reincarnated Angus Higgins. Those who know, know ;)
I had to go look up who
Angus Higgins was lol never
Heard of him
First page I saw was all large blocks
Of text so since I struggle
To read those I didn't bother lol
So guess Angus will forever
remain a mystery
To me
Usher and dowie I still can't stop
Laughing at your rap though
Those cracked me up guys
:D:D:D:D
 
I had to go look up who
Angus Higgins was lol never
Heard of him
First page I saw was all large blocks
Of text so since I struggle
To read those I didn't bother lol
So guess Angus will forever
remain a mystery
To me
Usher and dowie I still can't stop
Laughing at your rap though
Those cracked me up guys
:D:D:D:D

Let's just say, Angus Higgins had a memorable way of typing, (the bracketing system [in his <case>]), whereas you type in lines of 4 or 5 words, you will become memorable for it :p
 
de police dem come an shake them head
how come de bloke is stone cold dead?
If him fall down off yo roof
we wanna see de goddam proof
If you do it? fo sure you screw it
Go tek a run fo sure you blew it
you nick yo own lead
I goddam knew it
 
Although Facebook is absolutely brilliant for finding people and lost pets I daily have to reply on posts saying stuff like 'Have you actually clicked on the link you're sharing because they were found 7 years ago?' or 'Why are you sharing a Peruvian who went missing in Peru 5 years ago and a quick Google shows they were found?'.
 
Did you just post a screenshot of a photo that you have on your phone when you could have just uploaded the photo itself :D
 
Although Facebook is absolutely brilliant for finding people and lost pets I daily have to reply on posts saying stuff like 'Have you actually clicked on the link you're sharing because they were found 7 years ago?' or 'Why are you sharing a Peruvian who went missing in Peru 5 years ago and a quick Google shows they were found?'.
I block most of the dross
With face book purity ~FBP browser
Extension
But yes know what you mean
Despite 2 dozen plus
People naming the guy some
People still asking does
Any one know who he is lol
 
Just to update
I know some people knock
The police
But considering this is pretty
Much minor theft
They have been great
Phoned me several times to
Give me updates
Guys before magistrate today
I have less faith in the courts
Than police
But hopefully he might get
A short free holiday and give
All the locals a break
From his thieving anything thats
Not nailed down
Hard for him to argue with the video
Of him in the act lol
 
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