Ruin a first date in four words...

[[FnG]magnolia]

me: THAT'S A NICE HAT

her: thank you!

me: FOR A CLOWN TO

me: WEAR TO THE CIRCUS

me: IDIOT

her: nooooooooooooo

 

[{SAS}TB]

May I sniff gusset?

 

[Craterloads]

I just want sex

 

[datalol-jack]

I'm an excellent diver

Fixed it for you

Do you make sandwiches?

Love is a game

My children are many

I am all natural

Russian troll farm school

Be my sweet polonium

 

[{SAS}TB]

Cup my undercarriage, firm

 

[datalol-jack]

Ego shaken, not stirred

 

[secretspy]

I sniff strangers armpits

I have genital herpes

Doctor said it's contagious

I have 23 cats

I married my cats

 

[datalol-jack]

My mother always said

I fix my plumbing

Catch what you can

And give nothing back

I am the surprise!

Uber stands for intercourse

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

I POOP FROM THERE.

you must hold me.

 

[datalol-jack]

I POOP FROM THERE.

you must hold me.

Do you even douche?

My Siberian strangulation technique

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

BIG BOY THUNDER PLUNGER.

i paint my taint

 

[Akagi]

I sniff strangers armpits

I have genital herpes

Doctor said it's contagious

I have 23 cats

I married my cats

Things people have said to you on first dates?

 

[datalol-jack]

Went bleaching in Thailand

Seagull rammed my albatross

I always cry afterwards

 

[sbweightman]

I like fresh corpses

 

[datalol-jack]

Just call me Snookie

 

[Akagi]

See ya later ****Lord!

 

[DarrenM343]

I have no money

 

[datalol-jack]

See ya later ****Lord!

Not in that estate!

 

[RxR]

"But I love you"

"I love someone else."

 

[RxR]

"You'll be my project"

"You're my greatest achievement"