What on earth is this?!?!

arknor · 4 May 2020 at 23:56

wow what an impressive looking beast

dl8860 · 5 May 2020 at 10:44

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stench
visuals
OP temperature, rashes, vomiting, dizziness etc.

Orionaut · 5 May 2020 at 11:44

Will Gill said:

Nah.

Will Gill · 5 May 2020 at 14:21

OMG

It's hatched, looks so freaky/scary/weird

Mcnumpty2323 · 5 May 2020 at 14:25

Will Gill said:
OMG

It's hatched, looks so freaky/scary/weird

Sniff it we dare you

dl8860 · 5 May 2020 at 14:26

I can't stop looking at it

Will Gill · 5 May 2020 at 14:37

I don't think the photos give you an idea of scale, its way bigger than my head, i won't sleep tonight

Mcnumpty2323 · 5 May 2020 at 14:40

Will Gill said:
I don't think the photos give you an idea of scale, its way bigger than my head, i won't sleep tonight

It's a triffid

GravyMonster · 5 May 2020 at 15:27

Will Gill said:
I don't think the photos give you an idea of scale, its way bigger than my head, i won't sleep tonight

We need a loaf of Hovis or a banana for scale.

Rannoch · 5 May 2020 at 15:30

Reminds me of my ex’s bits

Rannoch · 5 May 2020 at 15:32

Orionaut said:
Nah.

Great movie. Donald Sutherland creeps me out at the end.

Will Gill · 5 May 2020 at 15:34

Spunkey said:
We need a loaf of Hovis or a banana for scale.

I'm not going near the bloody thing, I'll sacrifice the missus once the wind and rain dies down

Think I'll call it Seymour for obvious reasons (if you are old

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Will Gill · 5 May 2020 at 17:24

here's a cat to give you and idea on size:

Deleted member 77746 · 5 May 2020 at 17:38

Will Gill said:
OMG

It's hatched, looks so freaky/scary/weird

Why did it grow a flower penis?

Will Gill said:
Think I'll call it Seymour for obvious reasons (if you are old )

Little Shop of Horrors?

Orionaut · 5 May 2020 at 20:34

Do_not_watch_the_Meteors!

SMN · 6 May 2020 at 15:40

It looks like those pigs ears I feed to the dog. Ugh.

opstrat · 6 May 2020 at 23:52

cats not hanging around. must have sniffed and went **** that

arknor · 7 May 2020 at 01:20

opstrat said:
cats not hanging around. must have sniffed and went **** that

you ever seen the cats vs cucumbers videos on youtube

Mr Badger · 7 May 2020 at 01:31

Will Gill said:
here's a cat to give you and idea on size:

As I swiped down I was half expecting the picture to show the plant consuming the cat. You do realise that some day soon it's going to uproot itself and come for you in the middle of the night...

Will Gill · 7 May 2020 at 14:46

Mr Badger said:
As I swiped down I was half expecting the picture to show the plant consuming the cat. You do realise that some day soon it's going to uproot itself and come for you in the middle of the night...

I've boarded up the doors, it's covered in flies now and it's very hairy. Freaky bloody thing