Mayhems Extreme in my EYE!!

One Vision · 31 May 2020 at 21:55

Picked up some mayhem extreme biocide which ive had for around 3 years thinking it was my morrisons eyedrops. I tilted my head back, pulled my top eyelid back and put into my eye. I knew straight away what id done, id picked up the wrong bottle. Ran to the bathroom, filled sink, washed eye out as best i could. Ran bath, head under water, eyelids pulled as far as possible out upper and lower. Then had a shower and did the same while under the shower. It stings abit as if i had shampoo in my eye but seems better (touchwood). I could see that mayhems extreme has Copper Suphate in it, did all i could to clean out.

Do i need to worry? Hope im not blind in one eye in the morning, please god :-)

drakulton · 31 May 2020 at 21:58

Apt username.

Should be OK after all the flushing out you did.

Now try the proper eyedrops to see if it helps with the irritation.

Jokester · 31 May 2020 at 21:58

Kills 99.99% of germs.

At least you don’t need to worry about Covid.

Mr Badger · 31 May 2020 at 22:04

And this is how we learned that when people talk about using "eye bleach" it is actually just an expression...

drakulton · 31 May 2020 at 22:14

Eyedrops...… for tired A(eye)Os

Diddums · 31 May 2020 at 22:14

This is why we have warnings on shampoo bottles.

Diddums · 31 May 2020 at 22:15

Also your username, combined with your post count, is a blatant giveaway. Next time more stealth.

NoobCannon · 31 May 2020 at 22:39

Do you have special powers now?

like extreme cooling ability meaning you always have to wear a woolly insulating jumper?

UTmaniac · 31 May 2020 at 22:43

Gimme gimme fried chicken!

Diddums · 31 May 2020 at 22:43

NoobCannon said:
Do you have special powers now?

like extreme cooling ability meaning you always have to wear a woolly insulating jumper?

Dunno about that but the first thing I'd be doing is overclocking my eyeball, settle the whole "humans can't see more than 30fps" debate once and for all.

Theophany · 31 May 2020 at 22:52

One Vision said:
Picked up some mayhem extreme biocide which ive had for around 3 years thinking it was my morrisons eyedrops. I tilted my head back, pulled my top eyelid back and put into my eye. I knew straight away what id done, id picked up the wrong bottle. Ran to the bathroom, filled sink, washed eye out as best i could. Ran bath, head under water, eyelids pulled as far as possible out upper and lower. Then had a shower and did the same while under the shower. It stings abit as if i had shampoo in my eye but seems better (touchwood). I could see that mayhems extreme has Copper Suphate in it, did all i could to clean out.

Do i need to worry? Hope im not blind in one eye in the morning, please god

this is exactly what I needed to read this evening, goodnight, sweet prince

drakulton · 31 May 2020 at 23:04

Diddums said:
Also your username, combined with your post count, is a blatant giveaway. Next time more stealth.

I was wearing sunglasses, and typing with cotton wool balls taped to my fingertips.

arknor · 31 May 2020 at 23:07

should have gone for a drive instead

sigma · 31 May 2020 at 23:15

arknor said:
should have gone for a drive instead

Beat me to it.

Quick! Drive 260 miles to confirm.

drakulton · 31 May 2020 at 23:16

Barnard castle is busy this time of year.

Minusorange · 31 May 2020 at 23:34

It's fine you will have an enhanced cybernetic eye tomorrow

The HUD may take some getting used to though

Angilion · 31 May 2020 at 23:49

Doesn't this count as a medical thread? Or is the OP a joke that I'm missing?

arknor · 31 May 2020 at 23:56

Angilion said:
Doesn't this count as a medical thread? Or is the OP a joke that I'm missing?

isnt it more making light of the situation and giving us a good laugh.

I'm assuming the bottle gave him all the advice he needs

d_brennen · 1 Jun 2020 at 00:01

Username to thread content ratio 1:1

drakulton · 1 Jun 2020 at 00:20

Picking up wrong bottle as eyedrops, next he'll be taking over the delta quadrant!