Was burgled in the night....

[bjorkiii]

Gives the dimmer members a bit of light relief I suppose.

 

[Deleted member 77746]

name change to de-lighted

 

[Mr.Cookie]

Sure they weren't just smart bulbs and walked out in disgust!

 

[drakulton]

Sorry to hear this mrk, a burglary is a pretty nasty thing to happen, and feels like a real invasion of your personal space. Apart from the lamps did they take anything else? What did the Police say?

read OP again.

 

[peterwalkley]

Burglary is a traumatic experience so there is no wonder the OP has lost his sense of humour.

 

[Efour]

Turd burgler i assumed...

 

[RxR]

Coulda been worse - if he lived in London he would have been robbed by the Lunar Lampoon.

 

[Yaayuh!]

Excellent as usual @mrk

 

[Scania]

Hmm, burgled, delighted by the experience.... define just what kind of burglar visited you.....?

 

[arc@css]

Does this count as dark humour?

 

[Ryan-3]

Thread title LED me on, but now I've seen the light.

At least they didn't take your Gucci belt.

 

[Kelt]

Lighten up guys, it's only a joke.

 

[Jamauk]

The police caught a group of suspects trying to offload a vast quantity of lamps. The police think they were on glue, or some other kind of narcotic, when interviewed they all stuck together.

 

[Jono8]

I love lamp

 

[Feek]

Mods?

MODS!

I liked it!

 

[mattyprice4004]

You're the worst!
Also, stolen

 

[touch]

I think they were!

There wasn’t any jokes in it

Sorry, I thought the expected response to a thread like this was a "light"-based pun

 

[Will Gill]

name change to de-lighted

I approve this

 

[Deleted member 77746]

I approve this

Go on do it!

 

[Stu999]