Vince's Xmas Storage Give Away! Want a free NVME? Come inside!

My wife says I'm immature and we should set aside a day so that we can talk.

Like that's gonna happen right in the middle of conker season.
 
A woman, 3 months pregnant fell and bumped her head. She went into a deep coma and woke up in the hospital 6 months later after giving birth.

The woman asked the doctor about her baby.

Doctor: "You had twins, a boy and a girl. They're both fine and you're brother named them for you."

Woman: "No No No! Not my brother. He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?"

Doctor: "Denise."

Woman: "Ohh, that's actually a nice name. What about the boy?"

Doctor: deeply sighs "Denephew."
 
What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when asked to upgrade to windows 7?

"no.....i still love Vista baby" :cool:
 
I saw a man going up a hill with a wheelbarrow full of horseshoes, four leaf clovers and rabbit's feet.

I thought "He's pushing his luck!"
 
Vince said:
Happy birthday - Please send me your address via trust - This does not effect the number we are giving away in here!
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Aww, thank you. My NAS supports those as a cache so it'll go in there. I'll trust you now :)
 
Vince.... sorry I had to do this!

If anyone wants to support Vince link to this thread and change your sig to this...

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I love tranvestites. They cook, they clean, you can beat on them. They call the cops and when they show up, who are they gonna believe? You or some guy with a wig on and a black eye?
 
Full disclosure, I didn't draw this. My other half did, we're building her a PC and she wants to enter the competition, hope that's ok.

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Here's a joke for good measure (although nothing to do with this competition):

What has five toes but isn't your foot?



My foot!
 
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