What cars scream 'chav' to you?

My chav wagon is now sleeping till Spring lol

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I'm impressed by the facilities. Best I've ever found is a farmer with an old large dodgy barn that they stuff full of cars :D. Looked for something down here (Devon) but nothing at all like that for car storage.
 
Whatever the 1.8L or so Audi A1 was next to me at the lights yesterday revving their engine with a silly exhaust. Classy. Managed to get about a 2m jump on me (start/stop engaged) and I still caught them up a few meters later.

Mine has gold calipers :(

Also it's been to vmax, as did the rs6.....:(

not looking good for me

Do orange calipers count? :D

It's also been to Santa Pod :( :D

'Don't mention the dechrome' :p

I'll leave now before I mention the Xpipe, cat delete, etc.
 
I think the one make of car which doesn't scream chav is a Volvo. Yes, I'm sure there are exceptions out there, but generally speaking if we are going to car assassinate I would fancy my chances on the Volvo driver not being chavvy.
 
My first boss had a Y reg Subaru Impreza, dark blue with gold wheels, it screemed caviness. it looked like it was driven through a 3rd party car modding store and picked up every accessory on the way through.
 
I think the one make of car which doesn't scream chav is a Volvo. Yes, I'm sure there are exceptions out there, but generally speaking if we are going to car assassinate I would fancy my chances on the Volvo driver not being chavvy.

Whilst that it is true that Volvo drivers tend not to be chavs, they tend to be completely clueless anorak wearing old farts oblivious to how dangerous they are
 
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