Greenlizard0 PL & Championship Football Thread ** spoilers ** [2nd - 6th April 2021]

[robfosters]

Why have we got a French waiter in goal? Where's Alisson?

Looks more like a Colombian cartel leader

 

[Tombstone]

Already Firmino needs to come off, he has misplaced the ball or given it away almost everytime he has had the ball so far.

 

[Pigeon_Killer]

Lacazette at it again, such a soft bitch.

 

[Mark1989]

Another match fighting a parked bus it appears.

Also aubamayang needs to sort what ever that mop half hair thing is going on his head

 

[robfosters]

Lacazette at it again, such a soft bitch.

He’s bleeding

 

[The_One]

Lacazette at it again, such a soft bitch.

Had his eye cut open

soft indeed

 

[Pigeon_Killer]

Had his eye cut open

soft indeed

Had his eye cut open

 

[robfosters]

Had his eye cut open

He did, are you blind?

 

[Pigeon_Killer]

He did, are you blind?

Not as blind as Lacazette now he's lost the sight in one eye. It was a scratch, probably caused by a finger nail, to the side of his face.

 

[robfosters]

Not as blind as Lacazette now he's lost the sight in one eye. It was a scratch, probably caused by a finger nail, to the side of his face.

If it had been the other way round, you’d have screaming for a red

 

[Pigeon_Killer]

Mane needs to start being selfish again.

If it had been the other way round, you’d have screaming for a red

Pretty sure one of our players wouldn't have gone down kicking the ground as if he had his face mauled by a rabid badger.

 

[Tombstone]

How on earth did Pepe cost 70m+

 

[omnomnom]

Oh Milner.

Trents playing well.

 

[Mark1989]

Milner should have least got the shot on target there.

Lands with any one else probably would have been a decent shot

 

[manic111]

Milner should have least got the shot on target there.

Lands with any one else probably would have been a decent shot

You say that...our finishing has been abysmal for weeks

 

[robfosters]

We need to go a goal down to get ourselves going

 

[Pigeon_Killer]

Need someone, probably Jones or Keita, on in midfield to run at the defence. This is just boring, predictable football.

 

[omnomnom]

Need someone, probably Jones or Keita, on in midfield to run at the defence. This is just boring, predictable football.

I was about to post that this is a game made for Keita.

 

[manic111]

We've been fine, we've created a few decent chances and are easily on top. It's just that the whole team has forgotten how to shoot

 

[Tombstone]

Need someone, probably Jones or Keita, on in midfield to run at the defence. This is just boring, predictable football.

Put Jota on (because I have him in a bet to score )