God, I bet @Le Clandestin Brun is salivating with all this knife chat.
Search his thread historyHave I missed a forum meme?
God, I bet @Le Clandestin Brun is salivating with all this knife chat.

Oh this better not be a stock image....![]()
Another one for the collection: an antique samurai sword from the late-1300s.
Oh this better not be a stock image....
Lightning-fast Photoshop thread to prove it is in fact his sword TBH
Is it a Dyson or a Hoover?
This is the reason why I love the internet. It's like a never ending supply of "things Dad would have said, and we would mock him".
Having worked for them I can personally attest to saying "Hoover" instead of "Vacuum" not going down very well in meetings.