If there's a fly in my car...

[Django x2]

...and I'm doing 70mph, how fast is the fly traveling?

 

[Freakbro]

It's all relative...

 

[Rroff]

Anywhere up to about 490,000 miles per hour depending on your point of reference.

EDIT: Sorry up to 1.3 million mph if you count the Milky Way as a whole.

 

[Bear]

Is the car doing 70mph on a giant travellator?

 

[Rroff]

Is the fly alive or dead?

 

[ShiWarrior]

...and I'm doing 70mph, how fast is the fly traveling?

is this a trick question ?
70 MPH ?

 

[SDK^]

Is it flying backwards?

 

[teenwolf]

the fly is not at speed

 

[Thekwango]

Is it flying backwards?

what if it's not flying?

 

[Doobedoo]

What if it isn’t actually a fly?

 

[Sinbad2000]

Open the window and get rid of the thing. Distractions while driving are dangerous!

 

[Thekwango]

What if it isn’t actually a fly?

maybe it's Jeff Goldblum!

 

[Minibiker]

Open the window and get rid of the thing. Distractions while driving are dangerous!

*opens the window and the fly continues to travel over 70mph*

 

[Dup]

Did it take off from a treadmill?

 

[JonRGV250]

Is the fly alive or dead?

Schrodingers fly?

 

[Minstadave]

The fly is flying in the car, the car is driving on the surface of the Earth, the Earth which is rotating around its axis, the Earth is also rotating round the Sun, the whole solar system is speeding around the centre of the galaxy, the galaxy is shooting through the universe.

Pretty fast, dude, pretty fast.

 

[Jonnycoupe]

Nasher will turn up and tell you there is no fly.

 

[azazl187]

I hit a pigeon at 80 today with the outside of my car. How fast was he travelling as he rebounded off the windscreen.

I still ducked btw

 

[drakulton]

The fly will be travelling at the same speed as the trousers.

 

[Diddums]

What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind as it hits your windscreen?

Its butthole.