Family relationships

[Feek]

My lad has a new girlfriend, she works at London zoo.

Seems pleasant enough, I think she’s a keeper.

 

[Resident]

Now if I posted that, I'd get a forum holiday...

 

[GreatAuk]

Careful, zookeepers can be quite aggressive if you get on the wrong side of them.

My mate made fun of a zookeeper out of his car window once and she cut up in the car park to teach him a lesson.

I hear he fed the lions all week.

 

[RxR]

If I ever get a prosthetic leg, I'll call it Sue. Cos it will be a real liability.

 

[Steeps]

What team does she play for?

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

Mods? Mods!

 

[BUDFORCE]

Going to admit, gave me a little chuckle.

 

[Stu999]

Ban.

 

[Ahleckz]

Mods? Mods!

Must condemn.

I reported another of this spammers posts yesterday and he’s still here. Can’t wait for the Online Safety Bill to come into law so Feek can be suitably punished!

 

[randomshenans]

Ban.

Double Ban.

 

[Deleted member 77746]

Now if I posted that, I'd get a forum holiday...

Go on post it in a new thread, I dare you.

 

[Feek]

Now if I posted that, I'd get a forum holiday...

Considering you don't appear to ever have been suspended, I think it's very unlikely . Or are you thinking of one of your other accounts?

Go on post it in a new thread, I dare you.

Well, he might, now you posted that

 

[Deleted member 77746]

Well, he might, now you posted that

 

[413x]

I heard she wouldn't let him full access to the beaver enclosure.
But was happy to let him feed the pony.

 

[Resident]

Considering you don't appear to ever have been suspended, I think it's very unlikely . Or are you thinking of one of your other accounts?


Well, he might, now you posted that

Maybe it was too subtle. I was referring to how bad the joke is. A ban being the internet equivalent of being told the GTFO.

Also, for clarity I have no other account(s)

 

[Diddums]

Can we have a whip around to send Feekles to a shrink? His recent posts on here clearly demonstrate some mental issues.

 

[Feek]

Can we have a whip around to send Feekles to a shrink? His recent posts on here clearly demonstrate some mental issues.

I already have someone I can talk to, Mr. Flibble.

He's very cross.

 

[peterwalkley]

He's very cross.

Well ... if you will torture the poor soul with that gash green theme ...

ZERO sympathy. You asked for it.

 

[gingergundog]

They've been naughty boys haven't they Mr Flibble?

 

[Zeebedy]

oh no, @Feek

*sigh*