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[Fubsy]

Maybe that level of message would get through the slab ffs

 

[Derek W]

Hard to see Evans being picked over Maguire, would be a bit mental tbh. I'd of thought Evans is for emergencies.

Is it not an emergency if you only have MaGuire as a viable option?

 

[sigma]

Tbh the club just feels an absolute mess at the moment. They've managed to suck all the joy out of being a fan with the whole Glazer sale thing, Greenwood fiasco, Maguire ransom notes and mismanagement of transfers. Hard to think of anything they get right.

100% agreed.

Considering he had an option to leave (and possibly with a pay off??) I will join in with the people booing Maguire.

The whole club stinks, from top to bottom.

 

[sigma]

Well we would have replaced him. Will be interesting to see if ETH would rather use Evans

Bench the ****, I'd use Evans every time, even if he's worse.

 

[sigma]

A lot of people are going to go for the neck with ETH when the reality is our injury situation is pretty shocking at the moment and cannot see it get any better soon. After Forest we are away to Arsenal and home to Brighton.

We could quite easily be 3 losses out of 5 games already.

I'm not pining for ETH but he has said some weird things recently. Seems like everyone regresses in their second season at Old Trafford.

 

[sigma]

We will get fake revenue from the Qatari's like Man City. We will do a tour of Qatar and get like 500 million revenue through some dodgy deal.

Look at Newcastle's new kit deal. No way Adidas is fronting 100 million without Saudi money going another way.

It is all going to be clever accounting from this day forward. Especially if city get away Scott free with their charges.

We can have all the revenue in the world but if we keep buying Mounts, Antonys and Martials etc we'll just **** it all up the wall.

 

[omnomnom]

Bit early to throw Mount in with Antony and Martial...

 

[sigma]

Bit early to throw Mount in with Antony and Martial...

Meh

 

[Reuben klang]

Bit early to throw Mount in with Antony and Martial...

Pretty sure he played for Chelsea for a couple of years prior.

 

[Thekwango]

Bit early to throw Mount in with Antony and Martial...

Bit early throwing Antony in with Martial - least Antony can stay fit

 

[dansew123]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1697871331499315525

Nice easy game to start the group stages. Hopefully can manage to qualify before Bayern come to old Trafford in December. Galatasaray away is never a nice one

 

[Martynt74]

Seems Greenwood has joined Getafe on loan so clearly still on the books.

 

[Fubsy]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1697871331499315525

Nice easy game to start the group stages. Hopefully can manage to qualify before Bayern come to old Trafford in December. Galatasaray away is never a nice one

We aren't getting out of that group.

 

[Thekwango]

We aren't getting out of that group.

I like your confidence

 

[Fubsy]

I like your confidence

Well, it's almost like believing Martial will stay fit for even a quarter of the season. Some things are just inevitable.

I predict, a smashing from Bayern home and away. A 1-0 and a 0-0 Vs Copenhagen, with a dash of folding under the pressure away to Galatasary after a convincing home win against the Turks that will have everyone thinking things are fine.

It's just the United way.

 

[the wopster]

Well this has cheered me up

https://twitter.com/x/status/1698086467203985484

 

[C Kent]

time to bust out the norwich scarves soon!

 

[sigma]

Oh **** off

 

[Converge]

Great source of the Daily Mail. But it wouldn’t surprise me if it did turn out to be true. Glazers going to Glazer.

 

[Shamikebab]

It's the Daily Mail, not even remotely reliable