So I read this book about construction

[Diddums]

It's written by Bill Jerome Holme.

 

[JonRGV250]

Ban

 

[Nitefly]

That’s not a bad book but for the true DIY master I’d recommend ‘How to Build Everything: No Exceptions’ by Kit Chensink.

 

[Jelly4mybelly]

I am not sure which is worse. The joke or starting a thread title with 'So'.

 

[Diddums]

I am not sure which is worse. The joke or starting a thread title with 'So'.

So why don't you make a decision?

 

[Haggisman]

There must be mortar life than these terrible puns

 

[Jono8]

A bad joke is not a solid foundation for a whole thread.

 

[Derek W]

I never trust tall buildings. They’re always up to something.

 

[Diddums]

I never trust tall buildings. They’re always up to something.

I dropped an absolute doozy in a lift the other day, could've killed someone. It was wrong on so many levels.

 

[JonRGV250]

MODS!!!!!!

 

[Ayahuasca]

MODS!!!!!!

Must condemn, structurally unsound.

 

[Diddums]

MODS!!!!!!

Where is that nutter? He's not posted in a while. I hope he hasn't been ported back to his home galaxy or something.

 

[Werewolf]

MODS!!!!!!

Be careful, you might summon @Feek for a joke worse than death.

 

[Whitewater]

I tried to come up with decent construction pun but I hit a brick wall.

 

[Mysterae_]

I once got a phone call asking if they could speak to Mr Walls to which I said there's no Mr Walls here. Then they asked to speak to Mrs Walls and I replied there's no Walls here. Then they asked what the hell was holding my ceiling up?!

 

[Werewolf]

Having read the last couple of jokes i'm going to go and get plastered.

 

[radderfire]

Have you guys not got anything more constructive to do?

 

[FBi7]

It's written by Bill Jerome Holme.

Better than any of @Feek 's latest offerings.

5*

 

[radderfire]

I asked for an estimate of this thread and it's not worth quoting.

 

[Lyle44]

Seems like the foundations of this thread's built on soft ground