top tip. don't drink lime scale remover!

[bigmike20vt]

not gonna lie I was a bit worried but all seemed to be ok.

in a lack of communication the kettle was getting descaled. I decided to make a brew. I must admit I knew somthing was wrong when my coffee had a bit of a head on it ...
I only had 1 mouthful (which I swallowed and it was truly foul like a chemically citrus acrid).

I seem to still be here after 4 hrs so no harm done it seems but I wouldn't recommend it as part of a healthy lifestyle. (tho according to Donald trump maybe I won't get COVID now )

 

[Mercenary Keyboard Warrior]

generally only hydrochloric acid so the death wont be quick

 

[Whitewater]

RIP OP.

 

[bigmike20vt]

lol well if I don't post for a few days you will know why

on a serious note it is really easily done. I am guessing it was watered down and not neat and maybe boiling it broke it down a bit as well .

however I will probably have to have a word with the cleaner next time I see her and ask her not to leave it in the kettle without telling me!

 

[Participant]

Do not induce vomiting.

 

[Nitefly]

I was making some Caipirinha once and ran out of limes, so subbed in some limescale remover.

I died.

 

[Zefan]

Make hot chocolate with orange branded descaler (dunno was my first GFs house, they were Australian [not a synonym for weird but it might as well be]) and you can get a good third of the way through before wondering why it tastes like a forbidden special edition Whittards spicy chocolate orange.

 

[Fubsy]

At least your insides will be scale free. Unless lizard person.

 

[GreatAuk]

I knew someone that made the same mistake once.

Knew.

 

[Stu999]

I think I had this covered.

I did once accidentally get some bleach on my hands and although I did wash my hands I apparently didn’t do a great job.

Had some crisps later on which had a slightly odd taste. Spent some quality time on the toilet the next day.

 

[Bear]

Does that mean you might poop out a stick of chalk?

 

[bigmike20vt]

Does that mean you might poop out a stick of chalk?

as a baby I ate some crayons ones. apparently (I was too young for me to remember) my pooh was a very interesting colour the next day

 

[BananaDunka]

Dibs on your stuff.

 

[Nitefly]

as a baby I ate some crayons ones. apparently (I was too young for me to remember) my pooh was a very interesting colour the next day

 

[Sinbad2000]

At least your insides will be scale free. Unless lizard person.

That's the outside though

 

[dlockers]

Can I have your car?

 

[BananaDunka]

Can I have your car?

I ALREADY CALLED DIBS

 

[Hades]

To stop arguments please can you post a list of assets here and we can call dibs in an orderly fashion. Thank you.

 

[cyber69]

I’ve drank worse, some JW black label scotch

 

[BananaDunka]

To stop arguments please can you post a list of assets here and we can call dibs in an orderly fashion. Thank you.

Ma'am I think you will find that my dibs on "your stuff" blanket covers everything!