Today i thought I would re-enact my childhood memories of being on holiday at Weston super mare. In 1953 it was the treat of all treats.
Dad had bought his first car (a van) A pre war morris ex GPO van.
So found a old deck chair from out of shed -put it up on lawn but had to put stakes in and cable ties to hold it up.
Went in loft (bloody hot in there) to find my memoir box because in there was a old pair of swimming trunks my Mom knitted me for paddling in the sea. - Next was a white vest and finally large hanky.
Took clothes off and started with trunks -My legs were OK as they are skin and bones but had trouble with bells and bonger which was soon sorted. Got wife to tuck them in because she has cold hands and as soon as she touched they contracted down to nowt. Now the vest not so bad but gut struggled but a bit of cussing and pulling soon got it on.
Now hanky - tied a knot in 4 corners and put it on my head. All read to go.
Time 1.45 -so lay down on deck chair and took in the sun -It won't be long now and it will be just like our holidays. Time 2.00 -getting a bit hot but give it time.
2.30 - can't stand this so came in and looked on PC - Oh no- Today at 2.00 it was supposed to throw it down with rain and nothing even like it was going to rain. -This isn't how it was at Weston super mare in 1953. It rained and all you could see was sand right out to no where.
So once again the BBC has lied to us. Can't they ever get anything right for once.
Yes I am bored.

Dad had bought his first car (a van) A pre war morris ex GPO van.
So found a old deck chair from out of shed -put it up on lawn but had to put stakes in and cable ties to hold it up.
Went in loft (bloody hot in there) to find my memoir box because in there was a old pair of swimming trunks my Mom knitted me for paddling in the sea. - Next was a white vest and finally large hanky.
Took clothes off and started with trunks -My legs were OK as they are skin and bones but had trouble with bells and bonger which was soon sorted. Got wife to tuck them in because she has cold hands and as soon as she touched they contracted down to nowt. Now the vest not so bad but gut struggled but a bit of cussing and pulling soon got it on.
Now hanky - tied a knot in 4 corners and put it on my head. All read to go.
Time 1.45 -so lay down on deck chair and took in the sun -It won't be long now and it will be just like our holidays. Time 2.00 -getting a bit hot but give it time.
2.30 - can't stand this so came in and looked on PC - Oh no- Today at 2.00 it was supposed to throw it down with rain and nothing even like it was going to rain. -This isn't how it was at Weston super mare in 1953. It rained and all you could see was sand right out to no where.
So once again the BBC has lied to us. Can't they ever get anything right for once.
Yes I am bored.


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