plan for collapse of Thames Water

Was this an official statement, or just another tabloid speculation?
Be interested in this too, as my knickers need extra twisting over something (: I do recall that a water supplier, South West Water perhaps? Was to introduce seasonal pricing, lower in Winter and higher in Summer or something along these lines. No doubt, other suppliers watching that innovation with glee at potentially another mechanism to pull more pennies from our pockets.
 
Was this an official statement, or just another tabloid speculation?
I read it in a paper, then I searched online. Theres currently a trial going on.

And these people support it.

 
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You do realise that the government (previous, but not unwound by this new one) has set a target to reduce water consumption to 110 litres per person per day by 2050 (it's currently in the range 130-150 depending on region). How else do you think water companies can make people cut their usage without tariffs such as these?
 
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You do realise that the government (previous, but not unwound by this new one) has set a target to reduce water consumption to 110 litres per person per day by 2050 (it's currently in the range 130-150 depending on region). How else do you think water companies can make people cut their usage without tariffs such as these?
The very cynical among us might presume that the idea is to reduce consumption while ensuring the sector remains financially viable. In other words, we want you to use less but pay more – rest assured, we'll try to make this less noticeable through seasonal pricing and thresholds.

In other news, the preferred bidder for Thames, KKR, has realised it's a dud.
 
The very cynical among us might presume that the idea is to reduce consumption while ensuring the sector remains financially viable. In other words, we want you to use less but pay more – rest assured, we'll try to make this less noticeable through seasonal pricing and thresholds.

In other news, the preferred bidder for Thames, KKR, has realised it's a dud.
It will never be financially viable, no natural monopoly can be in this crony capitalism clown world we have.
 
In other news, the preferred bidder for Thames, KKR, has realised it's a dud.
Likely because the shareholders are refusing to take the full 8bn hit on their investments, which is why the bondholders are now losing money.

I just read they are going to stack bills based on usage a progressive and seasonal adjustments.. probably push out nationwide, higher bills I guess.
Bills based on usage is pretty darn fair, TBH, and if you're an excessive user filling your swimming pools and leaving the hose on to water your gardens, that cost is on you. Back when we were on rates, we'd pay the same as someone who got to leave their hose on 24/7.
Seasonal adjustments is essentially the same as dual rate electricity, so not really the crime you seem to be imagining.

I read it in a paper, then I searched online. Theres currently a trial going on.
My goodness gracious, a trial.....!!!!!
So they're trying something out. So what?

And these people support it.
Regulator supports efforts and endeavours that are predicted to lower bills.... Again, so what? That's what they're supposed to do.
 
Likely because the shareholders are refusing to take the full 8bn hit on their investments, which is why the bondholders are now losing money.
What exactly is the expectation here, and is it based on any sort of reality? Who do the shareholders expect will take the hit if not themselves? Surely, by now, between shareholders, bondholders, creditors, and whoever else involved, some, if not all, will need to accept liability and absorb the losses.

What alternatives are they hoping for? Total loss? A quasi-special measure or nationalisation that could saddle the UK taxpayer for decades to come? I don't get it.
 
why would it saddle the tax payer for decades to come if it were renationalised any more than it will now? i guess i must be ignorant but i just cant work it out.

Water is an essential service, and its a monopoly so competition wont drive prices down. Also it cannot be allowed to fail

One way or another we the tax payer will have to carry the can for upgrades anyway.

it seems to me the only options are
nationalise the whole thing - which will cost us but at least any profit will remain in the system

or privatise
which essentially privatises the profits which are taken out of the system, whilst still nationalising any maintenance deficits or running cost losses.

my dad before he retired was a builder and way back in the day he did some work for the water board as a sub contractor and he saw with his own eyes how badly it was run when nationalised. they wasted so much money through poor staff allocation and throwing away perfectly good materials etc. As such he was all for privatising it.

however I dont see why the options have to be either terribly run nationalised company vs terribly run privatised company with profits creamed off.
is it really so naive to think a nationalised company could be run properly with MODEST bonuses issued for staff who perform well, and nothing given for those who perform poorly (and ultimately let go if they do not improve)

regardless of nationalised or privatised there should be no such thing as a job for life if you do not perform
 
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What exactly is the expectation here, and is it based on any sort of reality?
One of KKR's conditions of investment was that 8bn of the existing debt was written off, causing a loss to the current shareholders.
Presumably they refused, as everything else was good to go, so KKR withdrew their bid.

Who do the shareholders expect will take the hit if not themselves? Surely, by now, between shareholders, bondholders, creditors, and whoever else involved, some, if not all, will need to accept liability and absorb the losses.
No, they all just want their money. They want Thames Water to fail, because then they get their payouts.

Water is an essential service, and its a monopoly so competition wont drive prices down. Also it cannot be allowed to fail
Were it publicly owned but privately run, there would then be competition, part of which would result in lower prices.

nationalise the whole thing - which will cost us but at least any profit will remain in the system
As it was before, and the money did remain "in the system"... but the problem back then was that it didn't get spent on the water sector, and the problem now will be the same - It'll go to the NHS or benefits or whatever the trending government interest is.

or privatise
which essentially privatises the profits which are taken out of the system, whilst still nationalising any maintenance deficits or running cost losses.
This could be eliminated by stricter regulations... but for that you need a unified regulator.

is it really so naive to think a nationalised company could be run properly with MODEST bonuses issued for staff who perform well, and nothing given for those who perform poorly (and ultimately let go if they do not improve)
In theory, that is what should happen. In practice it's funded by the same pot as every other public service, so every sector wants that money, and it goes to whoever ministers favour.
Privatisation worked initially, but was allowed to go outside the lines to maximise profit, and the actual running got ignored in favour of shareholder payouts.

regardless of nationalised or privatised there should be no such thing as a job for life if you do not perform
Those who actually get the big bonuses don't stay for life anyway. A few years, perhaps, before they go on to harvest some other industry.
 
One of KKR's conditions of investment was that 8bn of the existing debt was written off, causing a loss to the current shareholders.
Presumably they refused, as everything else was good to go, so KKR withdrew their bid.

No, they all just want their money. They want Thames Water to fail, because then they get their payouts.
So, in essence, it is an unreality where shareholders operate with zero risk and get their coin irrespective of the outcome. Truly, truly rotten.
 
8bn of the existing debt
That's the issue here tho' isn't it?
The way that the 'financiers' structured the original deal to buy TW was that TW had to pay to be bought out by the 'financiers'. All subsequent 'debt' payments are in fact paid out as dividends to the holding company. TW are not the only consortium to dodge regulation in this way, Yorkshire water paid out £9B last year.

Private Eye is still the only place that appears to be giving the unvarnished truth these days.
 
Those who actually get the big bonuses don't stay for life anyway. A few years, perhaps, before they go on to harvest some other industry.
true enough... that was more a swipe at those who were in the old nationalised system who appeared to be untouchable in their position.

as for money being creamed off for NHS or roads or what ever other system was on its knees... its a fair point and perhaps would need something set in stone.. .but even so i would rather it go to improving other nationalised services than paying dividends or some big wig who did naff all a giant bonus.

i am not against people who invest in products making a profit....... but it should not be in essential public services which cant ever be allowed to fail, they should be kept in house imo.

Arguably the biggest success so far is the energy sector. you could argue that is working........ but even then i wont lie.... it does grate that we are essentially subsidising French and Chinese (and Dutch is it? i could google but that would be cheating ;) ) companies for our renewable energy. That money should be coming into the UK.
 
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So, in essence, it is an unreality where shareholders operate with zero risk and get their coin irrespective of the outcome. Truly, truly rotten.
KKR pulled out it is reported, not that it was rejected by shareholders. Shareholders are not the bondholders anyway.
 
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KKR pulled out it is reported, not that it was rejected by shareholders. Shareholders are not the bondholders anyway.
Who knows the full details but ...
KKR suck the value out of companies, there's no value left to suck, seems odd they were ever considering it.
Quite. I'm sure there is still some milk left in the tank but considering the profile of this, I'm also stunned that KKR thought there was anything left to strip. Christ knows who or what would be willing to touch this company, as it cannot end up being anything but a negative outcome for all concerned.
 
KKR suck the value out of companies, there's no value left to suck, seems odd they were ever considering it.

If they pull out then Thames water is truly broken.
This just mirrors everything else in this country. Broken to the core, just for profit. I expect taxes to rise to pay for all the repairs needed to fix this country, it going to take years.
Who would seriously invest in any x public institution , they all failing.
 
So, in essence, it is an unreality where shareholders operate with zero risk and get their coin irrespective of the outcome. Truly, truly rotten.
No, the existing shareholders were expected to lose the 8bn. That was the condition of KKR investing, and the risk of losing everything is the price shareholders pay for their higher returns.
Bondholders are supposed to be relatively risk-free as, although their payouts are set and so usually much lower than shareholders, theirs are also secured and as near to guaranteed as can be.
IIRC, if Thames collapses, bondholders get paid first, then the creditor debts and then the shareholders.

All subsequent 'debt' payments are in fact paid out as dividends to the holding company. TW are not the only consortium to dodge regulation in this way, Yorkshire water paid out £9B last year.
Debts to holding companies are structured as loans, for which repayment is expected, which is why it's not technically a dividend.

as for money being creamed off for NHS or roads or what ever other system was on its knees... its a fair point and perhaps would need something set in stone.. .but even so i would rather it go to improving other nationalised services than paying dividends or some big wig who did naff all a giant bonus.
The problem is that it won't, and it won't be used to improve water either.
This is the same situation that saw the UK get prosecuted for failing to meet water standards last time.

i am not against people who invest in products making a profit....... but it should not be in essential public services which cant ever be allowed to fail, they should be kept in house imo.
It can still be done with some profit while also being made to work very well. In fact it was being in just such a position that made it such an attractive purchase for RWE. The only things preventing this position again are corporate greed and useless regulators.

KKR suck the value out of companies, there's no value left to suck, seems odd they were ever considering it.
Water is a long-term investment and things take years to have a notable effect, good or bad. Macquarie did the exact same - Put some cash in, did the work to generate value and then sucked it all out before the industry caught up to the sucking.

KKR pulled out it is reported, not that it was rejected by shareholders. Shareholders are not the bondholders anyway.
KKR had already submitted turnaround plans and everything else from their end. They were fully on board, and the only reason to pull out is if another stakeholder caused a problem or refused to meet a condition. The only ones refusing to comment are KKR themselves and the existing major shareholders...
 
KKR had already submitted turnaround plans and everything else from their end. They were fully on board, and the only reason to pull out is if another stakeholder caused a problem or refused to meet a condition. The only ones refusing to comment are KKR themselves and the existing major shareholders...
Shareholder stakes are already worthless. This is on KKR and the gov really.
 
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