Be careful you don't wet the bed
It's too hot :(
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How would he tell the differenceBe careful you don't wet the bed
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daily mail: man freezes knob off in heatwave
The Sun: Cheating man's girlfriend finds frozen cheat boyfriends snapped off knob in bed, takes it to Ibiza and throws at DJ at a rave!
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I call it the chilly willy technique
Joking aside though, as silly as it sounds it does work very effectively (the tea towel is important though, otherwise you might actually end up with a frozen dick haha)
Joking aside though, as silly as it sounds it does work very effectively (the tea towel is important though, otherwise you might actually end up with a frozen dick haha)
'Dick Freeze' could be your superhero name!I call it the chilly willy technique
Joking aside though, as silly as it sounds it does work very effectively (the tea towel is important though, otherwise you might actually end up with a frozen dick haha)
How about a name change to ChillieWilly?
The adventures of Dick Freeze and Chillie Willy, the animated series!How about a name change to ChillieWilly?
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The main thing is you managed to get out again. A few people drown themselves every time we get a heatwave and the advice now seems to be 'don't go in the water'.
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Always in.The main thing is you managed to get out again. A few people drown themselves every time we get a heatwave and the advice now seems to be 'don't go in the water'.
I've been going in water all my life. Not going to stop now.
No that was Jaws.The main thing is you managed to get out again. A few people drown themselves every time we get a heatwave and the advice now seems to be 'don't go in the water'.
I'm anxious about a wedding I've been invited to in August Bank Holiday. The couple have bought the stuff and it's quite heavy wool. It's horrid, heavy and itchy. I've warned her that I really suffer in the heat and if I have to wear this and it's hot I will look disgusting.
I'm praying for rain.
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No way, they bought the stuff for people to wear. Yikes, and it's heavy wool. Yeah, here's to hoping it rains and/or cools off that weekend.
I'm part of the main people for the groom. I'm not sure what it's called.
But yeah it's nasty. I'm taking an entire wardrobe change.
Its actually gross how sweaty ill get in a long sleeve shirt and wool trousers.
If I'm a sweaty mess in their pics.. Ita not my fault. I warned them!
