Are Chavs/Charvas actually more likely to be dangerous compared to other groups of people (ie Goths/Nerds etc)?

Tealx said:
A geek maybe? If you saw me ig the first impression would be "geeky girl in sportswear" (because it's comfortable)
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Geeky 18 year old girl in sportswear who decides to start posting about Chavs on an old school tech forum. That's some alternative reality you are creating. But if the forum mods don't care, then you carry on and play out your fantasy.
 
Tealx said:
Tell that to my friends, my brother, and the people on TikTok who self-refer to themselves as charvas ;)
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No, thanks, I don't wanna get "shanked"

Does the word "charvas" make anyone else think of some kind of Spanish smoked/cured meat? That's what it sounds like to me...
 
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Still sticking to this "18 year old girl" schtick huh?


You do realize that many of the folks in here are in fact parents to kids around that age and see through your hilariously poor attempt at charades quite clearly?
 
Mr Badger said:
Geeky 18 year old girl in sportswear who decides to start posting about Chavs on an old school tech forum. That's some alternative reality you are creating. But if the forum mods don't care, then you carry on and play out your fantasy.
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I didn't realise there was a minimum age limit to use this forum, unless I'm misunderstanding you.
 
Jeez, we're all just old.

I was this kid back in 2003, but the forum was also full of kids and manchilds.

Don't be so brutal.

To answer the OP, yes, chavs are dangerous.
 
I don't hear the term chav mentioned much these days. Might make a comeback if/when one of their cars makes a comeback. The Vauxhall Chavalier :D. "It's an SRI, don't disrespect it"
@Tealx, if your chav friend has a mate called Dave you can test how dangerous they are by telling them they should start a band called Chav N' Dave and see how he reacts. If reply with "Rabbit, rabbit, rabbit rabbit rabbit, you've got a beautiful chin, you've got beautiful skin" then that's fine, they have a GSOH
Maybe only the oldies among us will understand that poor excuse of a joke.
Gonna have that song stuck in my head all afternoon now. Dammit!
 
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Someone made an account to post that OP on a computer forum...

I cannot comprehend how it happens! I can always blame school holidays, but how many kids know about OCUK or even olde forums in general or even care?

I'm left further horrified that it might be a 40+ guy and it's all insane then!!!! :(
 
Armageus said:
Guns don't kill people, Rappers do.

You Knows It ;)
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Who doesn't collect stationery!

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Chavs are not dangerous, they're just annoying.
Hanging outside Tesco Express getting in peoples way and swearing at everyone. Hanging out in kids playgrounds and swearing so parents don't wanna take their kids there...
They're just people who are too lazy to get a job, not dangerous.
 
Armageus said:
Guns don't kill people, Rappers do.

You Knows It ;)
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Yes, I also saw that BBC 2 documentary :p

To be honest, the OP can't be a chav, if they have actually just turned 18 and haven't already popped out a couple of roadman spawn then it's impossible
 
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