Cornwall Bodies

[adidan]

Multiple bodies found in woods in Cornwall

Cornwall's police commissioner made the shocking revelations when grilled about the massive investigation of one alleged murder involving national police

www.cornwalllive.com

Anybody know what's going on down in Cornwall. Looks like they've happened across 'multiple' bodies in woodland.

 

[Ch3m1c4L]

own up, whos been leaving their bodies down there?

 

[Derek W]

Is that not @moon man neck of the woods?

 

[Will Gill]

Just down the road from me, quite old news now it was a few weeks ago IIRC. Local bloke already got arrested for it

 

[Mr Badger]

Just down the road from me, quite old news now it was a few weeks ago IIRC. Local bloke already got arrested for it

Oh well, that's alright then.

 

[Richie]

Is that not @moon man neck of the woods?

It's where he buries all the anti-Vegans

 

[bazzabear]

Devon and Cornwall crime commissioner apologises for bodies claim

Detective leading murder investigation confirms the remains of no more than one body have been found.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[adidan]

Ah ha, so the riddle to the bodies is that there are no bodies?

 

[Diddums]

Anybody know what's going on down in Cornwall. Looks like they've happened across 'multiple' bodies in woodland.

Pretty sure they found a load of bodies in Cornwall.

 

[FBi7]

It's where he buries all the non-virtue-signalling normal people.

FTFY

 

[Bluecube]

Oh well, that's alright then.

Unless you’re one of the bodies

 

[adidan]

Pretty sure they found a load of bodies in Cornwall.

Ah, to be fair to her she didn't specify that the bodies weren't just her colleagues meandering about the woods.

 

[Gray2233]

It's where he buries all the anti-Vegans

I hear they make for excellent plant fertiliser, I've no doubt his cabbages are enormous.

 

[Diddums]

It's where he buries all the anti-Vegans

Where's @Johno please? anyway? I've been far too lenient with my bacon lately, not an ounce of guilt, bloke's missing out

 

[Yaayuh!]

So they caught the guy and @moon man hasn’t responded in this thread yet…

Coincidence?

 

[Richie]

Where's @Johno please? anyway?

Oh, well done....way to ruin a thread

 

[moon man]

So they caught the guy and @moon man hasn’t responded in this thread yet…

Coincidence?

 

[Johno please?]

Oh, well done....way to ruin a thread

Circle of life init, why would you care that someones been murdered

 

[Diddums]

Circle of life init, why would you care that someones been murdered

Mmmmmm, think of all the pain and suffering and cold blooded murder that those poor piggies had to go through, pass me the ketchup pls <3

 

[Hagar]

Mmmmmm, think of all the pain and suffering and cold blooded murder that those poor piggies had to go through, pass me the ketchup pls <3

And the aborted chickens.