Ahh, the 'my other halves mate'.. I think they work at the same company I do because they've also said very similar, here's the top 10 I have heard:
1. Like phones, they stop getting software support after a couple of years and therefore are a real security risk so will become a useless brick before long.
2. Any updates they do get are designed to make the car slow down / battery degrade even faster to force you to 'upgrade' to a new one every 2-3 years
3. The batteries can just explode in a fireball when you least expect it, they'll last 2-3 years but all that mechanical stress of them bouncing around means they are mechanically weakened and likely to fail once out of warranty
4. The future is hydrogen anyway, that's why the Gov't aren't investing in charging infrastructure any more, the real plan is using existing gas lines to pipe hydrogen direct to your property so you can refuel with hydrogen at home. They've already had hydrogen cars working and everything was going this way but the EV oligarchs have paid to nobble the hydrogen technology by buying out those companies and just binning the tech to preserve EVs a bit longer, but they can't keep doing this forever, so give it 3-5 years and EVs will be redundant.
5. Unlike ICE cars, EVs are far more complicated and have 20-30 ECUs that are obsolete as soon as a model is launched so in 3-5 years there will be no spare parts and your EV will just be a useless lump sat on the driveway broken.. EVs can't operate without more ECUs, unlike petrol/diesel that have far fewer 'parts' and are far simpler.
6. Musk is a Nazi, Musk pioneered EVs, so really all EVs are far-right.. Think about it, they are really only for selfish people to laud it up over everyone else, they discriminate by being too expensive for every minority to ever afford and are disposable.. They are so unbelievably racist we should force people to sell their EVs and find a random London based migrant slumming it in a 3 bed flat in Kensington and give them the money to buy corner sofa's and large screen TVs.
7. All EVs have a remote kill switch that will either just stop the car working when the gov't decide they don't want you driving them, or maybe the kill switch will err, kill you? I can't remember which.
8. Just glancing sideways at an EV will make it depreciate at 1000% per day.. this is why £100K EVs that are 2 weeks old are less than £2k now, because no one wants them, dealers have fields full of them just sat around depreciating, occasionally a few burst in to flames which is why insurance for EVs is so expensive.
9. The Gov't have already put legislation in place to forcibly control precisely when you charge at home and for how long, which means in a couple of years if Reform get in, Farage will dictate how much charge you can have each day based on how you voted at the last election, total Facism 101. Obviously if Angela 'bless her little heart' Raynor takes over from Kier 'fluffykins' Starmer, they'll use that to stop potential Reform voters from being able to drive to the polling booths by limiting their ability to charge which is bloomin fantastic and absolutely justifiable and righteous to stop those fascists getting in.
10. Guns don't kill people, EVs do, I heard it on a documentary on BBC 2
I might have paraphrased a few, but you get the jist...