Carabao Cup 2nd Round Football Thread ** spoilers ** [26th - 27th August 2025]

[Martini1991]

I'm sure Man UTD will turn this around and win
But if you don't, surely he's got to go? Surely winning this competition must be an objective for Man U?

 

[Bounce]

All that money spent and struggling vs league 2 side

 

[Derek W]

Obama with impeccable timing there.

 

[booyaka]

Needs to sub Ohaha right now

100% - pathetic - He's been awful since day 1.

Looks totally and utterly out his depth

 

[Raymond Lin]

At this rate I can do just as a good job as Onana.

I too can fumble a cross into the box just as well.

 

[Sui]

I'm sure Man UTD will turn this around and win
But if you don't, surely he's got to go? Surely winning this competition must be an objective for Man U?

No excuse to lose to a league 2 team, even if they aren't aiming to win the cup.

 

[Converge]

Onana looks terrified.

 

[booyaka]

Wow

Doubt we’ll see Onana play again for Utd

We can but hope

And to think we got rid of De Gea

 

[Bigpig]

Certain players are now asking their agents to see if Newcastle still interested!!

 

[mid_gen]

I'm sure Man UTD will turn this around and win
But if you don't, surely he's got to go? Surely winning this competition must be an objective for Man U?

I wish I had your confidence.

Gotta score 3 and we can barely get out of our own box. Let alone not concede again.

 

[booyaka]

Onana looks terrified.

I'm terrified this ends up 4 or 5 at this rate

 

[manic111]

I genuinely thought United had been better this season. But they're still fantastically funny.

Ready to bet my house on Slabhead scoring a scruffy equaliser on 94 minutes though.

 

[booyaka]

I wish I had your confidence.

Gotta score 3 and we can barely get out of our own box. Let alone not concede again.

Can barely remember last time we scored 2 let alone 3

 

[mid_gen]

Dorgu absolutely stinking the place out tonight.

 

[bingham67]

Wouldnt even score in a brothel at the moment

 

[manic111]

Dorgu absolutely stinking the place out tonight.

He's awful. Fast, strong, footballing nouse of a lemming. Belongs in a Spurs side circa 2005.

 

[Robbo]

We could easily turn this around (or perhaps not) but regardless, it still raises more and more questions.

 

[JamesH85]

This is glorious.

 

[Bounce]

Surely Amorim has to go if these results continue

 

[manic111]

Can't believe they didn't get a third. Ball just rolling through the 6 yard box and nobody near it