Football Banter Thread

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still the biggest club in the country, living rent free in a lot of the scousers and gunners heads and seemingly now newcastle too seeing as they want to try and get in on the party by engineering this weird faux rivalry with us. we might be crap on the pitch but at least we're still entertaining :p :cry: (yea yea i'm only trying to make myself feel good :p)
 
still the biggest club in the country, living rent free in a lot of the scousers and gunners heads and seemingly now newcastle too seeing as they want to try and get in on the party by engineering this weird faux rivalry with us. we might be crap on the pitch but at least we're still entertaining :p :cry: (yea yea i'm only trying to make myself feel good :p)

Bigpig should try his hand at writing because hes got quite the imagination to be fair.
 
A personal wonder is...

If at the end, it turns out there is big sod off city in the sky and we're stood face to face with big JC (...Zeus or a giant nebula of stars...) ahead of a moment of acceptance or rejection....

What on earth will a 'This is your life...' like powerpoint presentation say to my time...

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P.s @Bigpig I do genuinely appreciate the chuckles, thoughts n trawling of the footie sphere that you bring! :p
 
still the biggest club in the country, living rent free in a lot of the scousers and gunners heads and seemingly now newcastle too seeing as they want to try and get in on the party by engineering this weird faux rivalry with us. we might be crap on the pitch but at least we're still entertaining :p :cry: (yea yea i'm only trying to make myself feel good :p)

To be honest Man Utd are pretty much universally disliked by fans of every other club in the country.
 
"Look on the brightside, we will get our revenge on Grimsby, because give it 3 years, we will be in the same division as them" :cry:

 
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I assume everyone is familiar with Allaster McKallaster, Unbiased Scottish Football commentary since 1966?

 
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