"Don't stick your **** in a blender"
GIBURROWS "You ain't telling me what to do....!!!!"
Ooo excellent, another one! Something to really look forward to on Sunday.![]()
I'll try and make sure I'm in Resus. at 1500 then. That should be fun.![]()
You could both get me banned again if you like.....He really is the gift that keeps on giving.
Pansy stuff. If you wanna hear a proper alarm test, be anywhere in Holland on the first Monday of any month at exactly midday. The whole country starts wailing. Literally.
I'm at a wedding on Sunday but fortunately/unfortunately depending how you view it the actual ceremony will be concluded and it'll be in the downtime period before the meal.Should be fun, I'll be in the pub at that time/date. I expect there will be some kind of hubbub in there.
Just imagining how it would be if the actual ceremony was at the same time.I'm at a wedding on Sunday but fortunately/unfortunately depending how you view it the actual ceremony will be concluded and it'll be in the downtime period before the meal.
Just imagining how it would be if the actual ceremony was at the same time.
"I now pronounce you..."
-Loud blaring sound from hundreds of phones-
Oh yes, I forgot about that! The perfect moment for it to happen.Surely it's.....if anyone knows a reason why these two people should not be wed.....all the phones go off!
Surely it's.....if anyone knows a reason why these two people should not be wed.....all the phones go off!
If it's like the US they'll have taken reception at any point in the post code area as covering the entire area.new report last week where analysis of mobile phone reception in the 5/6 counties they tested so far,
(monitored automatically by kit attached to bin-lorry, versus user reports) was only 15% and not the 2/3% that ofcom had promised(nearly as bad as ofwat) ,
which helped explain why I live in the phone bermuda triangle and won't see Putins bomb coming, to level lakenheath&mildenhall.
[e: maybe living near strategic targets is a good thing]
and, by the way - google said their eearthquake early warning system had failed.